Saturday Night Live has decided to teach us all a little bit about those majestic creatures called giraffes, with the help of the Staten Island Technical High School kids. Apparently giraffes are alien creatures who fly on the leathery wings of bats, drink gasoline, spit fire, will eat our brains and send us all to hell. Looks like SNL is finally getting its groove back — oh, and the sloth makes a screaming cameo. Now on with the GIRAFFES. [Thanks Shaun]