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Want to turn your garish lawn ornaments into minions of the night? Hack A Day has created this nifty video guide to give your gnomes laser eyes. You just need a few gnomes, a solar light, a willingness to lower the property values in your neighborhood, and no taste whatsoever. More »
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Need to amuse the kiddies while you recover from your Friday-night excesses? Gnomeo and Juliet is a remarkably pleasant film to watch with a hangover, featuring tons of Shakespearean in-jokes, garden gnome slapstick and Elton John cameos. It's the sort of film that's funny when you're barely awake, and it won't make your headache any worse, even though it's in 3D. More »
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A few months back, the people of Salta, Argentina were being brutally walk-assaulted by gnome like creatures, and this October, there is creepy new gnome footage. I personally believe that this isn't a woodland creature, but instead a tiny alien race slowly taking over our world; to quote my man Casey from The Faculty, "If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House 'Independence Day' style, or sneak in through the back door? " Is David the Gnome finally enacting his vengeance for the human's mistreatment of his animal friends, or an alien master race? Either way our pointy headed friend can do a mean Hammer crawl. Check out the two homemade videos of pointy hatted proof. More »
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