Tom Kyzivat's page over at Deviant Art, under the pen name Murderous Automaton, has a whole collection of 80s toys gone rogue, after a war has pitted half of our plastic cartoon friends against one another. He explains it all in his description of Kit and Shortcake...

Shortcake's the humorless leader of the Rebellion against Brainy Smurf. Never far from her is Kit, a strange, cat-like child found near her dead twin brother after the war. She's emotionless and mute, but follows Shortcake everywhere she goes.

Amazing. Someone get this guy a movie deal, and the rights to these toys, ASAP.