I did not have high hopes for Marvel and Disney's upcoming Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. cartoon, and now I discover I overestimated it grossly. As this first look reveals, the cartoon is presented as a reality show where Hulk, Red Hulk, She-Hulk, A-Bomb and his son Skaar live together. This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of.

Here's the official synopsis if you need more proof:

In "Marvel's Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.," Hulk has long fought alone to protect a world that sees him as a monster, but his friend Rick Jones has taken it upon himself to film the world-saving exploits of Big Green and his team to change that image. In this never before seen team up of Hulk, his cousin She-Hulk, A-Bomb, Red Hulk and Skaar, Marvel's mightiest super heroes form an eccentric family living under one roof, working together to tackle threats that are too enormous for other heroes to handle. From trying to house break their giant red pet T-Rex to stopping Ego the Living Planet from crashing into the Earth, the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. must learn to balance Hulk-sized action with everyday family-sized problems.

Yes, because when people want to see the Hulk, they want to see the Hulk arguing about whose turn it is to clean the bathroom. And maybe the new Avengers Assemble cartoon can be about the Avengers trying to form a ska band or something!

[Via Comic Book Movie]