Here's what the hell the Wachowskis' Jupiter Ascending is about

Wondering what the deal is with the Wachoski siblings' next scifi project Jupiter Ascending? We were too, which is why we're glad Warner Bros. finally released the movie's official synopsis:

Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning toilets and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Channing Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along—her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.

Mila Kunis cleaning toilets? Oh, come on. I expect my science fiction to have some basis in reality.