Frankenhooker Teaches You Probably the Best Way to Get Through Your Homework

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Frankenhooker Teaches You Probably the Best Way to Get Through Your Homework

Poor Jeffrey's girlfriend has been chopped up by a lawnmower, but luckily he's saved some of her parts (including her head) in a special rejuvenation broth in his mad scientist lab. In this scene from Frankenhooker, Frank "Basket Case" Henenlotter's bloody fun riff on Frankenstein, Jeffrey needs inspiration. He's got to get female body parts to rebuild his girlfriend, and he's got to get them fast. So of course, he drills his brain to "relax" and get some ideas. Maybe next time you're struggling with homework or a big project, you should try this too! It's cheaper than Provigil. [Frankenhooker]

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