How to read a crop circle and kind of freak yourself out

I love crop circles, and this conspiracy-style explanation of a few recent ones is actually giving me that X-Files chill.

On the Crop Circles, UFOs, Ancient Mysteries, and Scientific Speculations Facebook page, we have this explanation:

Red Collie posts us his latest 2 slides that he wishes to be placed side by side with his covering observations - 'Five Lagrangian points, five crop pictures 2005 to 2013. Finally we can understand what this symbol means?'

OK realistically I know that it was just a bunch of artists or drunk astrophysicist pranksters who made these circles, but it would be seriously awesome if they were actually maps of binary star systems. I don't want to say that it's aliens, but . . .

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