How To Train Your Bagman and Other Imaginary Kiddie Noir Films

One of the great Twitter hashtags of this week is #KidNoir. Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, and others have been coming up with punny titles for noir-genre kids movies.

Comics writer Gail Simone started the game with this tweet:

And Kurt Busiek picked up the thread:

It pretty much snowballs from there:

I would watch so many of these movies.