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The Birds Of Prey sing about Aquaman’s tiny penis

Last week on Batman: The Brave and The Bold, the Birds of Prey ranked the sexual prowess of DC's superheroes, in song. Batman landed on top, but Aquaman and the Flash didn't fare so well. You're going to enjoy this.

All of the credit has to go to Gail Simone, who penned this spectacular episode where Batman gets amnesia and decides to take over Gotham, and dons a pretty fantastic cape while doing so.

Thank you to Topless Robot for finding this gem!

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