The Onion's Review Of Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes Is Pretty On Point

Warning: Profanity-laced lamentations ahead.

For what it's worth, we actually really enjoyed Dawn, calling it, by and large, superlative. But we understand Rosenthal's sentiment. We really do. If you do, too, we suggest checking out this list of upcoming genre movies that aren't sequels, remakes or reboots.

[The Onion]