What kind of cruel God would bring forth The Rapture but not call master thespian Nic Cage to his divine bosom? The God of the big-time Hollywood remake of Kirk Cameron's Left Behind movie, that's who. Check out the first trailer!

Hey, God? I don't want to tell you your business or anything, but even assuming some kids are either active sinners or had the misfortune of being brought up in non-Judeo-Christian religion and thus are not qualified to be Raptured, isn't letting their school bus drive off a bridge a bit much? After all, I thought letting school buses full of children die was Superman's job.

[Via Christian Nightmares]