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			<title><![CDATA[Shallow Hal Jordan? Read the screenplay for Green Lantern starring Jack Black, and be glad it never happened]]></title>
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				You may or may not remember that Jack Black was in line to star in a comedic version of <em>Green Lantern</em> at one point. It turns out the unproduced screenplay is<a href="http://www.mypdfscripts.com/unproduced/green-lantern-robert-smigel-draft"> available online</a>, and... it's not very funny.				<a href="http://io9.com/5813838/shallow-hal-jordan-read-the-screenplay-for-green-lantern-starring-jack-black-and-be-glad-it-never-happened" title="Click here to read more about Shallow Hal Jordan? Read the screenplay for Green Lantern starring Jack Black, and be glad it never happened">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jun 2011 16:35:06 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gulliver's Travels will make you seasick in the cineplex]]></title>
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				<em>Gulliver's Travels</em> is neither a movie nor an adaptation of Jonathan Swift's fantasy yarn. Rather, it's a cultural artifact of American pop circa 2010, an immediately dated voyage through the seas of our own cinematic feculence.				<a href="http://io9.com/5719453/gullivers-travels-will-make-you-seasick-in-the-cineplex" title="Click here to read more about Gulliver's Travels will make you seasick in the cineplex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:55:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				The latest TV spot for Jack Black's <em>Gulliver's Travels</em> comedy is out. This time it has even more insane <a href="http://io9.com/5679986/gullivers-travesty-new-trailer-reveals-more-wrongness-including-a-transformer-giving-jack-black-a-wedgie"><em>Star Wars</em> jokes</a>, but we're still not digging it.				<a href="http://io9.com/5708710/sorry-jack-black-not-even-star-wars-jokes-can-save-gullivers-travels" title="Click here to read more about Sorry Jack Black, not even Star Wars jokes can save Gulliver's Travels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Dec 2010 06:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gulliver's Travesty! New trailer reveals more wrongness, including a Transformer giving Jack Black a wedgie]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: Im6RVzrr_5s --><!-- /videoId: Im6RVzrr_5s -->If you thought Jack Black's reimagined <em>Gulliver's Travels</em> would be the worst film of the year, it's time to lower your expectations. A new trailer includes a robot-induced wedgie, a flab-vs.-cannons sea fight, and a tiny Liliputian Kiss cover band.				<a href="http://io9.com/5679986/gullivers-travesty-new-trailer-reveals-more-wrongness-including-a-transformer-giving-jack-black-a-wedgie" title="Click here to read more about Gulliver's Travesty! New trailer reveals more wrongness, including a Transformer giving Jack Black a wedgie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:53:17 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A robot uprising comedy from Jack Black and the director of Hot Tub Time Machine?]]></title>
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				Now that Steven Spielberg is adapting Daniel H. Wilson's <em>Robopocalypse</em>, another Wilson book is becoming a movie. Jack Black and <em>Hot Tub Time Machine</em> director Steve Pink have scooped up the rights to <em>How To Survive A Robot Uprising</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5671203/a-robot-uprising-comedy-from-jack-black-and-the-director-of-hot-tub-time-machine" title="Click here to read more about A robot uprising comedy from Jack Black and the director of Hot Tub Time Machine?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:01:28 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				The rumored Johnny Depp <em>Doctor Who</em> movie sounds horrendous enough, but just remember: It could always get worse. Just check out this new spoof that imagines what it would be like if Jack Black took the role.				<a href="http://io9.com/5576593/the-johnny-depp-doctor-who-movie-couldnt-be-worse-than-this" title="Click here to read more about The Johnny Depp Doctor Who movie couldn't be worse than this...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:49:42 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Jack Black is Lemuel Gulliver in the new retelling of Jonathan's Swift's <em>Gulliver's Travels</em>. The first ever trailer has been released and it's just as discouraging for the future of humanity as you'd expect.				<a href="http://io9.com/5555066/gullivers-travels-trailer-sets-jonathan-swifts-coffin-on-fire" title="Click here to read more about Gulliver's Travels trailer sets Jonathan Swift's coffin on fire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				What kind of movie could bring together the directors of <em>Pirates Of The Carribean</em>, <em>Fight Club</em>, <em>Terminator</em> and <em>Watchmen</em>? According to producer Kevin Eastman, the answer is the upcoming <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEAVY METAL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEAVY METAL" href="http://io9.com/tag/heavy-metal/">Heavy Metal</a></em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5282270/heavy-metal-movies-directors-may-rock-your-world" title="Click here to read more about Heavy Metal Movie's Directors May Rock Your World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<span class="customObject framed item_0"><a href="index.php?op=showcustomobject&postId=5022352&item=0" rel="lyteframe" rev="width: 75px; height: 102px;" class="noHrefOverride">Click to view</a></span>With <em>The Dark Knight</em> set to follow <em>Hancock</em>, <em>Wanted</em>, <em>The Incredible Hulk</em> and <em>Iron Man</em> into the theaters and hearts of cinemagoers worldwide, it seems that this really is the summer of movie superheroes. But what about Will Smith's earlier attempt to be a superhero and all the other superhero also-rans that didn't quite make it onto film? Under the jump, we look at five superhero movies that we're relieved didn't make it to a first day of shooting.				<a href="http://io9.com/5022352/five-superhero-movies-were-glad-didnt-get-made" title="Click here to read more about Five Superhero Movies We're Glad Didn't Get Made">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The sequel to <em>Be Kind, Rewind </em>would include a socialist revolution in New Jersey, followed by a brain tumor that causes a race war, according to director Michel Gondry. Gondry, who's already working on <a href="http://io9.com/309893/michael-gondrys-new-flick-about-how-his-son-is-a-galactic-dictator">a film about a galactic dictator based on his own son</a>, wanted to shoot the <em>Be Kind </em>sequel in one hour at Sundance, but showed up too late. Click through for Gondry's whole demented plot idea. 				<a href="http://io9.com/360736/jack-black-wacky-white-supremacist" title="Click here to read more about Jack Black, Wacky White Supremacist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Be Kind Rewind</em>, Michel Gondry's new movie, is a thematic sequel to his best film, <em>Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind</em>. In <em>Eternal Sunshine</em>, a mysterious brain-editing machine can erase your memories of a shitty relationship, leaving you free to reinvent yourself. In <em>Be Kind Rewind</em>, Jack Black gets magnetized and then erases a whole store full of videotapes, allowing him and Mos Def to reinvent those stories. The only difference is, <em>Be Kind</em> is a slapstick comedy. And it's about 10,000 times more sentimental. Spoilers await!				<a href="http://io9.com/358997/be-kind-rewind-is-slipstream-slapstick" title="Click here to read more about Be Kind, Rewind Is Slipstream Slapstick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:00:17 PST]]></pubDate>
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				By now you've probably seen a few commercials for Michel Gondry's <em>Be Kind Rewind</em>, where Jack Black accidentally magnetizes the movies in buddy Mos Def's store. They decide to create <a href="http://io9.com/329934/five-fan-films-almost-better-than-the-real-thing">fanfilm</a> versions of movies like <em>Ghostbusters</em>, <em>Robocop</em>, and <em>2001: A Space Odyssey</em> and pass them off to unsuspecting customers. However, now the director himself has gone and "sweded" the trailer for the film on his own (with Swedish actors), opening up a meta-reference that might cause the universe to implode. Check out the video above, but just hold onto something in case a freak wormhole opens up near you.				<a href="http://io9.com/350331/be-kind-rewind-opens-a-hole-in-the-space+time-continuum" title="Click here to read more about Be Kind Rewind Opens A Hole In The Space-Time Continuum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The upcoming Michael Gondry comedy starring Jack Back and Mos Def <em>Be Kind Rewind</em> features no-budget recreations of films like <em>Back to the Future, 2001: A Space Odyssey, RoboCop</em>, and <em>Ghostbusters</em>. In fact, their <em><a href="http://io9.com/scifi/news-blast/speed-racer-will-be-all-fake-except-the-monkey-326217.php">RoboCop</a></em> looks better than the original film did.  Jack Black really nails Peter Weller's robo-monotone. That got us thinking about all those fan-made films out there on the internets. Here are the top five fan films that didn't make us lose our lunch.				<a href="http://io9.com/329934/five-fan-films-almost-better-than-the-real-thing" title="Click here to read more about Five Fan Films (Almost) Better Than the Real Thing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The Wachowskis' <em>Speed Racer</em> movie backgrounds will be all greenscreen like <em>300</em>, says star Emile Hirsch. All except for Chim Chim the monkey, which is real. And presumably flung its poop at the pristine green walls. [<a href="http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=21537">Empire</a>]</li><li>Dave "Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" Eggers collaborated with director Spike Jonze on the script to <em>Where The Wild Things Are</em>, Jonze's next movie. <em>Wild Things</em> will mix live puppeteering and computer animation. [<a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ibf0bece52a902fb275dc5119564076c1">Hollywood Reporter</a>]<li><em>The Mist </em>took ninth place in the holiday weekend box office, behind more obvious holiday movies <em>Enchanted</em>, <em>This Christmas</em>, <em>Bee Movie</em> and <em>Fred Claus</em>. But <em>Beowulf</em>, <em>American Gangster</em> and <em>Hitman </em>also blew <em>The Mist </em>away.</li></ul>				<a href="http://io9.com/326217/speed-racer-will-be-all-fake-except-the-monkey" title="Click here to read more about Speed Racer Will Be All Fake Except The Monkey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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