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			<title><![CDATA[Will there ever be any more Timecop?]]></title>
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				<em>Timecop</em> is one of those movies that doesn't get the respect it deserves. Everybody talks about a <em>Robocop</em> remake, but not a <em>Timecop</em> remake. But maybe <em>Timecop</em> is an idea whose time has come.				<a href="http://io9.com/5802517/will-there-ever-be-any-more-timecop" title="Click here to read more about Will there ever be any more Timecop?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2011 17:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[All The Awesomest Moments From Timecop 2]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1053 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1053 -->  You might think it'd be difficult to sum up all the greatness of <em>Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision</em> in one article. But we're going to try. Prepare to enter a vortex of time paradoxes, kickboxing and shirtless Jason Scott Lee.				<a href="http://io9.com/5797281/all-the-awesomest-moments-from-timecop-2" title="Click here to read more about All The Awesomest Moments From Timecop 2">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:06:59 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				For those of you who didn't endure last night's <em>Street Fighter</em> tweetathon, here's the cream of the preposterous, paramilitary, martial-artsy-fartsy crop.				<a href="http://io9.com/5546864/the-best-of-last-nights-street-fighter-commentary-twack" title="Click here to read more about The Best of Last Night's Street Fighter Commentary Twack">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 May 2010 08:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dolph Lundgren Talks About He-Man, And Why Death Is Never Permanent]]></title>
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				We defrosted action icon Dolph <a href="http://io9.com/5231752/best-kiss+off-line-ever-go-fk-yourself-spaceman">"F&mdash;k You Spaceman"</a> Lundgren and got a chance to chat about He-Man's leathery undies, the state of today's action films, and why he almost didn't reprise his role in <em>Universal Soldier: Regeneration.</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/5470430/dolph-lundgren-talks-about-he+man-and-why-death-is-never-permanent" title="Click here to read more about Dolph Lundgren Talks About He-Man, And Why Death Is Never Permanent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[5 Dumbest Moments From Universal Soldier 2]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jeanclaudevandamme" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jeanclaudevandamme" href="http://io9.com/tag/jeanclaudevandamme/">Jean-Claude Van Damme</a> needs to hack into a supercomputer that's gone mad... so of course, he sneaks into a strip club, because they're known for their state-of-the-art computers. (And lesbian lapdances.) Just one of five idiotic <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #universalsoldier" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #universalsoldier" href="http://io9.com/tag/universalsoldier/">Universal Soldier</a> 2</em> moments.				<a href="http://io9.com/5463743/5-dumbest-moments-from-universal-soldier-2" title="Click here to read more about 5 Dumbest Moments From Universal Soldier 2">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: B94C4hBQLhM --><!-- /videoId: B94C4hBQLhM --> Everybody loves a supersoldier, especially when he's played by kickboxing master Van Damme. Now he's returning to his iconic role, to fight another supersoldier - in the ruins of Chernobyl! With Dolph Lundgren!				<a href="http://io9.com/5461836/theyve-defrosted-jean+claude-van-damme-for-universal-soldier-regeneration" title="Click here to read more about They've Defrosted Jean-Claude Van Damme For &quot;Universal Soldier: Regeneration&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Dolph and JCVD are back, and kicking super-soldier ass, in Sony's $15 million <em>Universal Soldier: Regeneration.</em> This time, the aging super-soldiers must save the president's abducted children before a radioactive cloud kills us all. No, really. Check out the trailer!				<a href="http://io9.com/5411357/dolph-lundgren-is-back-from-cryo-sleep-and-kicking-it-with-van-damme" title="Click here to read more about Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If there's a greater movie than <em>Cyborg</em>, starring <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME" href="http://io9.com/tag/jean_claude-van-damme/">Jean-Claude Van Damme</a>, we're not sure we could stand to watch it. In this sequence, post-apocalyptic pirate-fighter Gibson gets crucified and has a traumatic flashback. Below, the greatest rain fight scene ever.				<a href="http://io9.com/5349778/the-last-temptation-of-jean+claude-van-damme" title="Click here to read more about The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's finally happened: Jean-Claude Van Damme has decided to come home and is in talks to star in <em>Universal Soldier 3</em>. Not the <em>Universal Soldier 3</em> that already exists, of course, because that one starred Burt Reynolds (No, <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0186655/">really</a>), but an all-new third chapter to the reanimated zombie warrior saga that unleashed <em>10,000 BC</em> and <em>Independence Day</em> director Roland Emmerich into the public consciousness.				<a href="http://io9.com/382915/universal-soldier-3-version-20-is-coming" title="Click here to read more about Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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				An evil hench-yuppie gets his arm frozen in liquid nitrogen and then shattered in this awesome fight scene from <em>Timecop</em>, the greatest martial arts time-travel movie ever. Few movies combine martial arts and wacky science as well as <em>Timecop </em>does, and <a href="http://io9.com/340136/bad-science-looks-killer-in-sunshine">we can never get enough of the super-frozen flesh-shattering sound effect</a>. <em>Timecop</em> also has the coolest <a href="http://io9.com/353812/how-to-travel-through-time-in-nine-easy-steps">method of time travel </a>ever, involving a flame-belching rocket-train that runs into a wall as fast as it can. Click through for a clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme ramming the fourth dimension. 				<a href="http://io9.com/355091/timecop-kicks-you-in-the-head-with-science" title="Click here to read more about Timecop Kicks You In The Head With Science">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:20:23 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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