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			<title><![CDATA[Could Star Trek: TNG XXX be the first porn movie where you care about the plot? Watch the trailer and decide.]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 4VkZwV1v5ZE --><!-- /videoId: 4VkZwV1v5ZE -->Can a porn "parody" of a science fiction classic have reasonably good acting, nice special effects, and a plot that you could give a crap about? That's the real final frontier.				<a href="http://io9.com/5792221/could-star-trek-tng-xxx-be-the-first-porn-movie-where-you-care-about-the-plot-watch-the-trailer-and-decide" title="Click here to read more about Could Star Trek: TNG XXX be the first porn movie where you care about the plot? Watch the trailer and decide.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:18:45 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[All the NSFW stuff we couldn't show you from the Star Trek: TNG porn movie]]></title>
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				Want to see all the NSFW naughtiness that we couldn't show you from the <a href="http://io9.com/#!5750370/make-it-so-sexy-exclusive-first-look-at-the-new-star-trek-the-next-generation-porn-movie">new Star Trek: The Next Generation porn movie</a>? There are tons of X-rated photos over at our sister site, Fleshbot, including what appears to be a hookup between Geordie and Dr. Leah Brahms... But warning: It's very NSFW. [<a href="http://fleshbot.com/5749108/star-trek-adding-a-little-ta-to-tng/gallery/">Fleshbot</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5751412/all-the-stuff-we-couldnt-show-you-in-yesterdays-star-trek-porn-article" title="Click here to read more about All the NSFW stuff we couldn't show you from the Star Trek: TNG porn movie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Feb 2011 15:59:55 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Make It So Sexy: Exclusive First Look at the New Star Trek: The Next Generation Porn Movie]]></title>
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				<em>Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody</em> is the latest porn movie to bring together science fiction and porn. It's also a loving tribute and unofficial sequel to a classic TNG episode starring some major Trekkie porn stars, not to mention an uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator.				<a href="http://io9.com/5750370/make-it-so-sexy-exclusive-first-look-at-the-new-star-trek-the-next-generation-porn-movie" title="Click here to read more about Make It So Sexy: Exclusive First Look at the New Star Trek: The Next Generation Porn Movie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:39:10 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Can Call Him "Sir" Jean-Luc Picard From Now On]]></title>
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				Hot on the heels of <a href="http://io9.com/5395774/thats-sir-christopher-wonka-dracula-saruman-dooku-lee-to-you">Christopher Lee's knighthood,</a> it seems another science-fiction legend is getting his proper acknowledgment. Rumor has it that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #patrickstewart" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #patrickstewart" href="http://io9.com/tag/patrickstewart/">Patrick Stewart</a> will be knighted by the Queen at this year's New Year's Honours. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/19/star-trek-s-patrick-stewart-to-be-knighted-115875-21907950/">UK Mirror</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5430950/you-can-call-him-sir-jean+luc-picard-from-now-on" title="Click here to read more about You Can Call Him "Sir" Jean-Luc Picard From Now On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				What's the best part about living in the distant future? There's so much more past for you to explore! We take a look at some of science fiction's most illustrious antiquarians.				<a href="http://io9.com/5169932/digging-deep-24-science-fiction-archaeologists" title="Click here to read more about Digging Deep: 24 Science Fiction Archaeologists">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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				 Is fake-Twittering the new fan fiction? We think so! It’s pithy, witty, and boundless in possibilities. Lately it seems like these micro-compositions are omnipresent: Pretty much every <em>Battlestar Galactica</em>,<em> Buffy the Vampire Slayer</em>, and <em>Batman</em> character has a feed. But we’ve come to learn that some imitations are more potent than others. We've got 10 fab fauxs you need in your life, in no particular order.				<a href="http://io9.com/5060169/twitter-me-this-our-favorite-fake-twitter-feeds" title="Click here to read more about Twitter Me This: Our Favorite Fake Twitter Feeds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Here's the first picture of Richard Woolsey wearing his new uniform on <em>Stargate Atlantis.</em> The nature of the medical emergency is our flutters of excitement at seeing Robert Picardo in his snappy new threads. But Woolsey has some serious shoes to fill — bald authority figures (both good and evil) have reigned over science fiction forever. And Jean-Luc Picard isn't even the coolest bald leader in science fiction. Click through for a gallery of our favorite baldies.				<a href="http://io9.com/5020411/bald-people-rule-the-scifi-world/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Bald People Rule The Scifi World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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