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			<title><![CDATA[Jedi Kittens makes the whole week worth it]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: NtgtMQwr3Ko --><!-- /videoId: NtgtMQwr3Ko --> Between the <a href="http://io9.com/5834551/are-you-ready-for-hurricane-irene">hurricane</a> and the <a href="http://io9.com/5834527/photo-proof-giant-rat-slain-in-brooklyn-new-york">giant rats</a> this is really turning out to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad weekend. And then someone made a video of kittens fighting with lightsabers. Now shut-up and eat your Jedi Kittens!				<a href="http://io9.com/5834711/jedi-kittens-makes-the-whole-week-worth-it" title="Click here to read more about Jedi Kittens makes the whole week worth it">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Aug 2011 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;Ask Vader&quot; anything you want!]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1609 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1609 --> Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you can ask a Sith Lord about your problems? We're exclusively announcing the launch of two new "digital experiences" Fox is rolling out in celebration of the <em>Star Wars</em> Blu-ray release, including a digital catalog where you can vote for the best<em> Star Wars</em> out of the entire six-movie saga and "Ask Vader!" Check it out now. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5833630/ask-vader-anything-you-want" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Ask Vader&quot; anything you want!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:25:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Clone Wars trailer shows off Admiral Ackbar's warrior skills]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1564 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1564 --> Nobody messes with the Mon Calamari! Watch as the heroic squid-faced aliens prepare for an underwater battle, in this epic new <em>Clone Wars</em> trailer. Plus, is that... the Cantina?				<a href="http://io9.com/5831328/new-clone-wars-trailer-shows-off-admiral-ackbars-warrior-skills" title="Click here to read more about New Clone Wars trailer shows off Admiral Ackbar's warrior skills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:06:38 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Little girl joins the Dark Side, is promptly kicked out of the Jedi Academy]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: d5mK7dzyUkM --><!-- /videoId: d5mK7dzyUkM --> Watch as one brave young Padawan publicly pledges her allegiance to Darth Vader, causing a befuddled Mace Windu to escort her off stage and send her to the "Sith Academy." I think we've just found the next Secret Apprentice!				<a href="http://io9.com/5791115/little-girl-joins-the-dark-side-is-promptly-kicked-out-of-the-jedi-academy" title="Click here to read more about Little girl joins the Dark Side, is promptly kicked out of the Jedi Academy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:58:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The coolest character from Phantom Menace is showing up on Clone Wars]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: RYKP6b1QEMA --><!-- /videoId: RYKP6b1QEMA -->Qui-Gon Jinn may be dead, but he's not gone. Liam Neeson is bringing back the Master Jedi on <em>Star Wars: Clone Wars</em> by voicing the CG character (who appears in Obi-Wan's visions). Watch his return now!				<a href="http://io9.com/5739192/liam-neeson-will-return-as-qui+gon-jinn-for-star-wars-the-clone-wars" title="Click here to read more about The coolest character from Phantom Menace is showing up on Clone Wars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Jan 2011 15:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Here's a little preview of the very last<em> Family Guy Star Wars</em> parody, titled <em>Family Guy: It's a Trap!</em>. Lois is prisoner of Jabba the Hutt (played by Joe). But which <em>Family Guy</em> character will play the Ewoks? [<a href="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00036039.html">AceShowbiz</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5663473/first-look-at-the-last-family-guy-star-wars-special" title="Click here to read more about First look at the last Family Guy Star Wars special">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Oct 2010 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[German fashion models done up to look like Yoda. Because why not?]]></title>
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				They're bald, green and bearded. These models in Patrick Mohr's show at the Berlin Fashion Week today appear to be trying to channel a certain Jedi master. Judge them by their silly prosthetics, do you? Photo by AP. [Thanks Brian!]				<a href="http://io9.com/5583662/german-fashion-models-done-up-to-look-like-yoda-because-why-not" title="Click here to read more about German fashion models done up to look like Yoda. Because why not?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:20:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Future Of Star Wars Is Coming To An End]]></title>
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				Dark Horse's <em>Star Wars: Legacy</em> comic has been surprisingly great, telling the story of a distant descendant of Luke Skywalker who's neither Jedi nor Sith. And now Dark Horse is pulling the plug. To quote Luke's daddy, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"				<a href="http://io9.com/5538348/the-future-of-star-wars-is-coming-to-an-end" title="Click here to read more about The Future Of Star Wars Is Coming To An End">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 May 2010 12:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Clooney Teaches Ewan McGregor To Be A Proper Jedi, In New Goats Trailer]]></title>
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				The latest trailer for <em>The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #menwhostareatgoats" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #menwhostareatgoats" href="http://io9.comhttp://io9.com/tag/menwhostareatgoats/">Men Who Stare At Goats</a></em> demonstrates <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #georgeclooney" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #georgeclooney" href="http://io9.comhttp://io9.com/tag/georgeclooney/">George Clooney</a>'s Jedi/ninja skills. Check out his special warrior monk abilities, honed by the U.S. government for secret spy espionage. It's based on a true story!				<a href="http://io9.com/5384575/clooney-teaches-ewan-mcgregor-to-be-a-proper-jedi-in-new-goats-trailer" title="Click here to read more about Clooney Teaches Ewan McGregor To Be A Proper Jedi, In New Goats Trailer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Now that you've already seen the <a href="http://io9.com/5347914/first-trailer-for-george-clooney-and-his-team-of-goat+staring-military-jedis">Jedi mind tactics</a> from the mustached psychic soldier <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GEORGE CLOONEY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GEORGE CLOONEY" href="http://io9.com/tag/george-clooney/">George Clooney</a>, take a look at his hand to hand combat skills as he almost breaks <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EWAN MCGREGOR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EWAN MCGREGOR" href="http://io9.com/tag/ewan-mcgregor/">Ewan McGregor</a>'s arm. Secret Government warrior monks are hilarious.				<a href="http://io9.com/5356641/first-men-who-stare-at-goats-clip-unleashes-clooneys-combat-skills" title="Click here to read more about First Men Who Stare At Goats Clip Unleashes Clooney's Combat Skills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>The Men Who Stare At Goats</em> features a long-haired drugged-out Jeff Bridges, men trying to run through walls, and hot mustached Clooney-on-goat action. The film, inspired by the military's secret psychic experiments, actually looks pretty hilarious.				<a href="http://io9.com/5347914/first-trailer-for-george-clooney-and-his-team-of-goat+staring-military-jedis" title="Click here to read more about First Trailer For George Clooney And His Team Of Goat-Staring Military &quot;Jedis&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE OLD REPUBLIC" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE OLD REPUBLIC" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-old-republic/">The Old Republic</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VIDEO GAME" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VIDEO GAME" href="http://io9.com/tag/video-game/">video game</a> has just released a Mandalorian 101 trailer, showing why these guys are an awesome pain in the ass to our Jedis. In other <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR WARS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR WARS" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-wars/">Star Wars</a></em> news rumor has it Lucas may be speaking at SDCC.				<a href="http://io9.com/5310256/mandalorians-rule-star-wars-tor-trailer-but-will-lucas-put-them-in-his-live+action-tv-show" title="Click here to read more about Mandalorians Rule Star Wars: TOR Trailer, But Will Lucas Put Them In His Live-Action TV Show?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If you can't wait to expand your <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR WARS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR WARS" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-wars/">Star Wars</a> Miniatures game into new territory, we've got a treat for you. It's a sneak peek at one of the characters in the upcoming Jedi Academy expansion, who will quickly become your favorite tentacled pal.				<a href="http://io9.com/5272136/mini-vodo-inspires-jedi-from-beyond-the-grave" title="Click here to read more about Mini Vodo Inspires Jedi From Beyond the Grave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There are many paths to becoming a Jedi. You can claim it as your religion on your census form. You can start attending a Jedi Church and vow to follow the Jedi Code. You can wear a hooded robe, utter pithy maxims, and take lessons in lightsaber dueling. But for those seeking a more academic approach to harnessing the secrets and powers of the Jedi, Queen's University Belfast is offering a class on "How to Train the Jedi Way."				<a href="http://io9.com/5048816/become-a-jedi-knight-in-one-easy-lesson" title="Click here to read more about Become a Jedi Knight in One Easy Lesson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<span class="customObject framed item_0"><a href="index.php?op=showcustomobject&postId=5038110&item=0" rel="lyteframe" rev="width: 75px; height: 102px;" class="noHrefOverride">Click to view</a></span>A lot of Star Wars fans first discovered the expanded Star Wars universe via the Knights of the Old Republic video games. Now you too can create your own characters and experience the rich, exciting era that took place thousands of years before the saga of Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader. The <em>Knights of the Old Republic Campaign Guide</em> is a sourcebook for the current edition of the Star Wars role-playing game. It comes out this week, and we've got all the details, plus previews of some awesome interior art.				<a href="http://io9.com/5038110/game-your-way-into-the-star-wars-expanded-universe-with-a-new-guide" title="Click here to read more about Game Your Way into the Star Wars Expanded Universe with a New Guide">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				By now you'll have seen the movie - or, perhaps, decided that you don't want to see the movie because even just the idea of Ahsoka has scared you off - and know what kind of thing to expect from the upcoming <em>Star Wars: The Clone Wars</em> TV show: Anakin Skywalker frowning a lot and hanging out with stormtroopers and stereotypically camp Hutt monsters. But that's not enough for us, so here are five additional ways that the <em>Clone Wars</em> could win our hearts.				<a href="http://io9.com/5037577/5-things-we-want-to-see-in-the-clone-wars-tv-show" title="Click here to read more about 5 Things We Want To See In The Clone Wars TV Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:00:41 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Darth Vader Goes Low Rent In New Jedi Attack]]></title>
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				Years after you thought he'd reformed and ended his war against the Jedi, Darth Vader is back and making trouble for those who learn from the teachings of zen muppet Yoda. Or, at least, that's what a Welsh court heard recently, as they learned about one of the most amusing physical attacks caught on camera in recent memory.				<a href="http://io9.com/383423/darth-vader-goes-low-rent-in-new-jedi-attack" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader Goes Low Rent In New Jedi Attack">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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				Someone at Yahoo! Answers asks: "Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?" In other words: is Superman more powerful than a Midichlorian? You'll never be able to get this question out of your head without at least trying to answer it. 				<a href="http://io9.com/351441/can-a-jedi-lightsaber-cut-through-superman" title="Click here to read more about Can a Jedi Lightsaber Cut Through Superman?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:35:51 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Ruffians outside bakeries are no match for the power of the Force, it seems. An 11-year-old boy <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article645633.ece">fended off his mom's attacker</a> today in England with his lightsaber. Next he'll be trying to mind-trick his mom into extra servings of dessert. (Thanks, <a href="http://www.deadspin.com">Rick</a>!)				<a href="http://io9.com/340232/lightsaber-boy-saves-mom" title="Click here to read more about Lightsaber Boy Saves Mom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:00:25 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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