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			<title><![CDATA[Spy Kids 4 is the 21st century equivalent of The Children's Crusade]]></title>
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				Despite my elementary school diploma, I loved <em>Spy Kids: All the Time in the World</em>. Why? It's a chilling examination of an alternate reality in which children have become fellow travelers in global espionage, a parallel universe where Langley is run like Willy Wonka's candy-colored calorie mill. Like<em> Ender's Game</em> mixed with <em>The Mickey Mouse Club</em>, this is hands-down some of the grimmest shit ever to limbo under a PG rating.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5832843/spy-kids-4-is-the-21st-century-equivalent-of-the-childrens-crusade" title="Click here to read more about Spy Kids 4 is the 21st century equivalent of The Children's Crusade">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Aug 2011 12:25:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jessica Alba Gets Served... Telekinetically]]></title>
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				The mean junior-high jock girls challenge Alex Mack and her friend Ray to a pickup game of basketball, and the loser has to clean the school cafeteria after a wicked food fight. Too bad those mean jocks don't know that Alex has been bathed in mysterious chemicals, which gave her telekinesis, weird zappy blasts, and the ability to turn herself into liquid metal. Watch a very young Jessica Alba and her jock friend get served, in this scene from the mid-1990s Nickelodeon super-tween show <em>Alex Mack</em>. Another great TK B-Ball moment is below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5093887/jessica-alba-gets-served-telekinetically" title="Click here to read more about Jessica Alba Gets Served... Telekinetically">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:57:05 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 If Perez Hilton is to be believed - always an interesting way to start a sentence - then the personal and professional partnership of Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan has come to an end. That leaves both their <em>Red Sonja</em> and <em>Barbarella</em> projects somewhere in limbo. For scifi fans, the only question is which leading lady is apparently getting lined up as Jane Fonda's latest replacement for the role of Barbarella? Here's a clue: You'll be disappointed.				<a href="http://io9.com/5021523/meet-your-potential-new-barbarella-and-weep" title="Click here to read more about Meet Your Potential New Barbarella And Weep">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:51:53 PDT]]></pubDate>
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