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				In the 1966 Toei fantasy flick <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060579/">The Magic Serpent</a></em>, the hero Ikazuchi-Maru is ambushed by a gang of boomerang-wielding ninjas (who are way more dangerous than<a href="http://io9.com/5810125/hula-hoops-and-fish-grenades-two-contenders-for-the-worst-ninja-fight-ever"> hula-hoop-wielding ninjas</a>).				<a href="http://io9.com/5826548/if-you-decapitate-a-ninja-with-a-boomerang-he-just-aint-dead" title="Click here to read more about If you decapitate a ninja with a boomerang, he just ain't dead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:15:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Q: What's the worst ninja magic ever? A: &quot;The evil vagina bubble from Hell.&quot; (NSFW)]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: kWBOWbAzfuM --><!-- /videoId: kWBOWbAzfuM -->There are plenty of godawful ninja battles out there, but this scene from <em>Female Ninjas 3: The Magic Chronicles</em> takes the cake. Two ninjas are enjoying astral projection whoopee, when a bubble from the netherworld emerges from someone's nether regions.<div style="clear: both;"></div>				<a href="http://io9.com/5642030/q-whats-the-worst-ninja-magic-ever-a-the-evil-vagina-bubble-from-hell-nsfw" title="Click here to read more about Q: What's the worst ninja magic ever? A: &quot;The evil vagina bubble from Hell.&quot; (NSFW)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Sep 2010 07:00:35 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				How can a doughy mortal hand, vulnerable to hangnails, over-heated bags of popcorn, and razor-sharp pieces of potato chip wedged between the keys of an ordinary computer keyboard, go through concrete blocks and wooden boards?				<a href="http://io9.com/5591320/how-karate-chops-break-concrete-blocks" title="Click here to read more about How karate chops break concrete blocks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Jul 2010 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Esther Inglis-Arkell]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Scifi And Kung-Fu: The Ultimate Team-Up]]></title>
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				Science fiction and martial arts totally belong together. After all, they both involve a deep introspection and awestruck contemplation of our place in the universe. Oh, and nothing improves a story about robots and aliens more than people kicking each other in the head. Yet, shockingly enough, scifi and kung-fu only really found each other pretty recently. What took so long? We investigate &mdash; with our fists of blood. 				<a href="http://io9.com/384420/scifi-and-kung+fu-the-ultimate-team+up" title="Click here to read more about Scifi And Kung-Fu: The Ultimate Team-Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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