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			<title><![CDATA[A Brief History of Reality Distortion Fields, Starring Steve Jobs]]></title>
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				Steve Jobs is the first non-science fiction character to possess a reality distortion field (RDF). Apple's MacWorld 2008 conference kicks off tomorrow with a keynote from Jobs, which leaves gadget lovers and iPod fiends white-knuckled on Tuesday morning as news of the next "insanely great" thing trickles out of Moscone Center in San Francisco. Why does this speech cause such furor (and fury) every year? RDF, of course. We've got the scoop on how Jobs came to posses the RDF, and we've got four other famous RDFs from science fiction for you to contemplate as you await the mind-control ray that will emanate from MacWorld tomorrow.				<a href="http://io9.com/343624/a-brief-history-of-reality-distortion-fields-starring-steve-jobs" title="Click here to read more about A Brief History of Reality Distortion Fields, Starring Steve Jobs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:00:43 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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