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The deadliest martial art is awkward super-laughter!

In this completely out-of-context clip from 1983's Holy Flame of the Martial World, a young kung fu practitioner attempts to destroy an elderly master using the power of forced laughter. Unfortunately, she has learned the secret of prehensile ears!

And here's a dozen or so more deranged martial art techniques.

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