Whoa nelly. The usually fairly more stunning music video maker Lady Gaga has dropped her latest video tome for her new single "Applause." It's certainly something. But instead of wowing us with her wild fashion forward thought and highly stylized sets we got Lady Gaga as a goose. SO that's something.

It just feels like it's being weird for weird's sake. Where is the stitched-in backstory about auctioning off monster people, or getting out of prison? What of the makeup? Color us nonplussed.