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			<title><![CDATA[Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]]]></title>
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				You'd think this Tom Selleck lookalike would be more cautious, after he's just decapitated a zombie, when Laura Gemser says she'll give him "a thrill" if he puts his crotch in her face. It's NSFW!				<a href="http://io9.com/5240197/somehow-emmanuelle-never-learned-the-right-way-to-perform-oral-sex-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 May 2009 20:44:37 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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