Lil' Hadfield should win all the costume contestsS

Former ISS Commander and perennial blower-of-minds Chris Hadfield announced last week that he'd be conducting a Halloween contest for best astronaut costume. I THINK WE HAVE OUR WINNER, PEOPLE.

Nowhere does Hadfield state that the astronaut costume must be of him, though his iconic mustache has, understandably, made him an attractive option:

One costumer even did herself up as Hadfield as David Bowie, in reference to the former commander's recent appearance on the cover of Maclean's:

But this one's definitely our favorite:

Somebody get that girl a washcloth, stat.