This huge sea demon will eat your soul just by looking at you

This huge sea demon will eat your soul just by looking at you

Look at this terrifying translucent glowing monster floating in the sea, patiently waiting to suck in its prey as soon as it comes near it. Oh my god. Gross. What a horrible disgusting thing. But the honey badger doesn't care, because he's not a phytoplankton.

And the monster is not a real monster anyway. See, it's a disgusting colony of the barrel-shaped tunicates known as sea salp. They are common in the Southern Ocean and, from now on, in your worst underwater nightmares too. The sea salps like to hang out with their buddies the pyrosomes, pictured below. What a bunch of ugly barrel-shaped things they are.

The sea salp.

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Original post by Robbie Gonzalez on io9

Marine biologists call this borg-like organism the unicorn of the sea

Marine biologists call this borg-like organism the unicorn of the sea

Large portions of the internet think the narwhal is the unicorn of the sea. Large portions of the internet are wrong. That title clearly belongs to the pyrosome, pictured here. As is often the case with legendary animals, images of giant pyrosomes tend to be low-resolution. But unlike Bigfoot or Nessie, pyrosomes are 100% real.

The ocean's true unicorn is the pyrosome – a translucent, cylindrical colony of hundreds or even thousands of individual filter-feeders called tunicates. Unlike a lot of tunicates – which often attach themselves en masse not only to one another, but the ocean floor – pyrosomes are free-floating. They can range anywhere from a few millimeters to several meters in length, and glide around the ocean's warmer upper layers via jet power (or at least one of the nearest things to jet power observed in the animal kingdom).

Pictured up top is a big one, from one of the only videos of a giant pyrosome colony on YouTube. You can watch the clip over at Deep Sea News, where Rebecca "Jelly Biologist" Helm has an awesome essay on the biology of pyrosomes, and why her first encounter with a colony almost brought her to tears:

If the Borg and the Clone Wars had baby it would be a pyrosome. One long pyrosomes is actually a collection of thousands of clones, with each individual capable of copying itself and adding to the colony. And unlike members of the Borg, which are mentally connected, pyrosome members are physicallyconnected– actually sharing tissues. And while the Borg live in a big scary ship, pyrosomes are the big scary ship. The whole colony is shaped like a giant thimble with a point on one end and an opening on the other, and in some species this opening can be up to 6 feed (2 meters) wide– large enough to fit a full grown human inside.

This is Helm's first post ever over at Deep Sea News, and trust us, it's a winner. Go check out the rest.

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