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				 Crotch weapons are the stuff of life in science fiction: You simply can't have a great fight without snapping a giant gun between your legs once in a while, or using your crotch as a finishing weapon in a ninja battle. The question is, which crotch weapon is the best? Which fires the most flaming jizz, and which can crush the most heads? Also, which crotch weapon has the element of surprise? And, for you trivia buffs, whose crotch weapon actually resides in the ass area rather than the frontal zones? Read on for the eight best crotch weapons in science fiction, and (of course) to find out which one wins the crotch weapon measuring contest.				<a href="http://io9.com/388311/whose-crotch-weapon-is-the-biggest-hardest-and-strongest" title="Click here to read more about Whose Crotch Weapon is the Biggest, Hardest, and Strongest?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 May 2008 14:04:05 PDT]]></pubDate>
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