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			<title><![CDATA[Robot dogsitter plays with your pooch while you're at work]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: afvdZ343-vE --><!-- /videoId: afvdZ343-vE --> The robots are here, and they're winning your dogs' affections. Well, at least this one is. One dog owner, distraught over leaving his pup home alone every day, built a robot to keep him entertained.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5884372/robot-dogsitter-plays-with-your-pooch-while-youre-at-work" title="Click here to read more about Robot dogsitter plays with your pooch while you're at work">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[What's up with the Halo movie these days?]]></title>
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				Peter Jackson and Neil Blomkamp's plans for a <em>Halo</em> movie fell apart (but yielded <em>District 9</em>), but that doesn't mean that Microsoft's uninterested in bringing the space marine franchise to the big screen.				<a href="http://io9.com/5631055/whats-up-with-the-halo-movie-these-days" title="Click here to read more about What's up with the Halo movie these days?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Sep 2010 07:15:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				In Leon Wang's short film <em>The Secret Mission of The Terminator</em>, a T-800 in Beijing is reduced to panhandling for battery money. A passerby offers him some spare change, and then things get ugly. Looks like cyborgs hate Steve Jobs.				<a href="http://io9.com/5536501/this-is-why-you-never-give-money-to-a-homeless-terminator" title="Click here to read more about This Is Why You Never Give Money To A Homeless Terminator">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 May 2010 15:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[10 Video-Game Movies You'll See Before Halo]]></title>
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				We're totally calling it: the <em>Halo</em> movie is never happening. When Steven-freakin-Spielberg says he wants to make a film, <a href="http://kotaku.com/5334508/microsoft-halo-movie-still-on-hold">and Microsoft <u>still</u> says no</a>, it's doomed. Here are 10 other video game films you'll see before you ever see <em>Halo</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5342283/10-video+game-movies-youll-see-before-halo/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Video-Game Movies You'll See Before Halo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What Computers Will Look Like in Utopia, According to Microsoft]]></title>
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				Here you can see what Microsoft thinks the future holds, at least when it comes to computers and the internet.				<a href="http://io9.com/5173140/what-computers-will-look-like-in-utopia-according-to-microsoft" title="Click here to read more about What Computers Will Look Like in Utopia, According to Microsoft">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:50:23 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[At Last Microsoft Has Upgraded Clippie To Personal Lady Slave]]></title>
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				Yesterday Microsoft announced one of its latest research projects: A floating woman's head named Laura that will live in your monitor and be your "personal assistant." Laura will not annoy you by having a body, a need for worker's compensation, or a wish to do anything but serve you - and she will also monitor your moods and appearance to give you that real-life assistant experience.				<a href="http://io9.com/5163149/at-last-microsoft-has-upgraded-clippie-to-personal-lady-slave" title="Click here to read more about At Last Microsoft Has Upgraded Clippie To Personal Lady Slave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Okay, so Bollywood's <em>Love Story 2050</em> wasn't the masterpiece we were hoping for. At least it gave us a few sublimely silly moments, like this futuristic video game fight. That's something.				<a href="http://io9.com/5120327/product-placement-and-microsoft-are-alive-and-well-in-2050" title="Click here to read more about Product Placement (And Microsoft) Are Alive And Well In 2050">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://io9.com/assets/resources/2007/11/leaders.jpg"></a>Great battle scenes are few and far between, especially when animated alien-bot wars are what make your blood boil. When you want your alien-bot war, the only thing to do is watch <em>Masks</em>, an short  created by Microsoft's Zune Arts and NYC design studio PandaPanther. It's packed with horned blue aliens in pumpkin head masks, black bots in red boots, dramatic slo-mo, psychedelic watermelons, and a Black Angels soundtrack.  Hundreds die, but when the respective leaders pick up each other's battle masks, they see magical things and become friends.				<a href="http://io9.com/324984/blue-aliens-face-off-with-braveheart-bots-in-new-animated-short" title="Click here to read more about Blue Aliens Face Off with Braveheart Bots in New Animated Short">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:00:43 PST]]></pubDate>
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