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			<title><![CDATA[The Scientist Who Controlled People with Brain Implants]]></title>
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				Brain implantation and manipulation is a mainstay of science fiction. Often, characters can gain extra memory or get smarter, by having chips placed within the brain. (Or you can wind up mind-controlled by a psychopath. It's a mixed bag.)				<a href="http://io9.com/5871598/the-scientist-who-controlled-peoples-minds-with-fm-radio-frequencies" title="Click here to read more about The Scientist Who Controlled People with Brain Implants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:45:01 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Keith Veronese]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nikita does an awesome tribute to Ernst Stavro Blofeld's craziest supervillain plot]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1832 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1832 --> Remember when <a href="http://io9.com/5077509/the-most-ludicrous-james-bond-supervillain-plots-of-all-time">James Bond's arch-nemesis Blofeld opened a clinic where he would treat women and help them to stop being allergic to chickens</a>? And while he was teaching women to love chickens, he was also turning them into mass-murderers?				<a href="http://io9.com/5846244/nikita-does-a-great-version-of-ernst-stavro-blofelds-craziest-supervillain-plot" title="Click here to read more about Nikita does an awesome tribute to Ernst Stavro Blofeld's craziest supervillain plot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:34:56 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: h09cMnkApXk --><!-- /videoId: h09cMnkApXk --> Before <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin_gas_attack_on_the_Tokyo_subway">their sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway</a> in 1995, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo">Aum Shinrikyo </a>cult released a series of bizarre anime recruitment videos starring their bearded leader <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoko_Asahara">Shoko Asahara</a> levitating, phasing, and using other ridiculous supernatural powers.				<a href="http://io9.com/5837629/the-anime-propaganda-films-of-a-japanese-death-cult/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The anime propaganda films of a Japanese death cult">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:45:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Out-of-control hypnotism ruins high school fun day]]></title>
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				A high school in Mocoa, Colombia recently hired hypnotist Miller Zambrano Posada to entertain a group of 590 youth for a student fun day.				<a href="http://io9.com/5837382/out+of+control-hypnotism-ruins-high-school-fun-day" title="Click here to read more about Out-of-control hypnotism ruins high school fun day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Sep 2011 11:45:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Could You Create a Mind-Controlled Minion in Real Life?]]></title>
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				Mind control is a favorite plot device in science fiction. It typically calls for a powerful manipulator to turn other people into drones using some extremely complicated-sounding, but often unexplained, process. It's a neutral power, used by heroes (Obi-Wan Kenobi) and villains (The Riddler) alike. Moral ambiguities aside, let's take a look at whether pop culture mind control could ever work in reality. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5836394/could-you-create-a-mind+controlled-minion-in-real-life" title="Click here to read more about Could You Create a Mind-Controlled Minion in Real Life?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Sep 2011 07:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Keith Veronese]]></dc:creator>
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				We all act like being mind-wiped and reprogrammed is <em>such a bad thing</em> &mdash; but is it always? Sometimes having your personality or identity scrubbed away like so much grout scum is just a great way to make room for new stuff. Like killer ninja skills. Or superpowers.				<a href="http://io9.com/5836409/people-who-gained-superpowers-from-being-brainwashed" title="Click here to read more about People Who Gained Superpowers From Being Brainwashed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 17:42:24 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				 Mice are less anxious when they eat a diet that includes the kind of probiotic yogurt you can buy in the health food sections of most stores. The yogurt includes <em>Lactobacillus rhamnosus</em>, a bacterium that lives in the guts of humans and many other animals, and is believed to contribute to healthy digestion. It also apparently affects the brains of mice, making them calmer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5836356/could-eating-probiotic-yogurt-make-you-calmer" title="Click here to read more about Could probiotic yogurt be changing your behavior?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The pornographic psychological warfare campaigns of World War II]]></title>
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				During World War II, the Axis propaganda campaign took a turn for the bawdy when Japanese and German forces began distributing porno pamphlets among Allied troops. The central thesis? It was much better to stay home and get laid rather than risk your neck fighting Fascism.				<a href="http://io9.com/5836334/the-pornographic-psychological-warfare-campaigns-of-world-war-ii" title="Click here to read more about The pornographic psychological warfare campaigns of World War II">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 14:20:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				 Most people make upwards of 250 food-related decisions a day. Sound high? That's because researchers believe the majority of these decisions are made unconsciously, and that many of our eating habits are actually driven by subtle environmental cues. How we manipulate these cues can have a huge impact on our eating habits.				<a href="http://io9.com/5836218/your-dinnerware-may-be-sabotaging-your-diet" title="Click here to read more about Your dinnerware may be sabotaging your diet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:38:05 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robert T. Gonzalez]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[10 mind control clichés (and how to avoid them)]]></title>
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				Mind control yarns are a staple of science fiction, but they tend to fall back on the same tropes. Fortunately for you, I've developed a character that blows all those tried-and-true formulas to smithereens. Join us as we reinvent the mind control tale.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5836169/10-mind-control-cliches-and-how-to-avoid-them" title="Click here to read more about 10 mind control clichés (and how to avoid them)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 10:15:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				Sometimes scientific experiments sound like pranks. Case in point: a recent study that managed to turn a bunch of young men into the embodiment of every stereotype about old people driving. And all that was need was a driving simulator and some carefully chosen words.				<a href="http://io9.com/5761793/scientists-trick-young-people-into-driving-like-the-elderly" title="Click here to read more about How to trick young people into driving like the elderly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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				Scientists have engineered a worm with neurons that respond to light, making it a living bio-bot.				<a href="http://io9.com/5740419/scientists-engineer-a-light+controlled-worm" title="Click here to read more about Scientists engineer a light-controlled worm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Jan 2011 11:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Esther Inglis-Arkell]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Watch a trippy documentary on CIA mind control experiments using LSD]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 7vBldHjYYfA --><!-- /videoId: 7vBldHjYYfA -->In 1979, ABC News aired<em> Mission Mind Control</em>, a documentary about the US government's research into the mind control applications of hallucinogens. The documentary is fascinating (albeit depressing), and the 1970s production values give the video a retro flair.  [<a href="http://www.archive.org/details/gov.archives.arc.37950">Archive.org</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5719050/watch-a-trippy-documentary-on-cia-mind-control-experiments-using-lsd" title="Click here to read more about Watch a trippy documentary on CIA mind control experiments using LSD">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Dec 2010 10:40:14 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: f5UzztCns-Y --><!-- /videoId: f5UzztCns-Y --> The <em>Euhaplorchis californiensis</em> is a little parasite who lives in Southern California. And in this movie, released last year by researchers with the USGS, we learn why its lifecycle is the stuff of nightmares.				<a href="http://io9.com/5696635/a-parasite-that-eats-snail-gonads-and-controls-fishes-minds" title="Click here to read more about A parasite that eats snail gonads and controls fishes' minds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				A lot of movies advertise themselves as scary.  So why are the most frightening movies often the ones that aren't marketed as horror?				<a href="http://io9.com/5675192/the-most-terrifying-movies-arent-horror" title="Click here to read more about The most terrifying movies aren't horror">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Oct 2010 10:57:19 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Esther Inglis-Arkell]]></dc:creator>
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				 Yes, you can kill someone using strategic mind control. It's called the nocebo effect.				<a href="http://io9.com/5639545/plan-the-perfect-murder-with-the-nocebo-effect" title="Click here to read more about Plan the perfect murder with the nocebo effect">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Esther Inglis-Arkell]]></dc:creator>
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				 It's <em>Lost</em>'s Room 23, only more perverted. A naked woman's strapped down and shown images of flowers, cats, Buddhas... all in the name of hacking her consciousness. It's the only scene worth watching from the <em>Ilsa</em> movies. And very NSFW.				<a href="http://io9.com/5586321/if-the-dharma-initiative-had-been-perverts-a-ludicrious-naked-brainwashing-scene-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about If the Dharma Initiative had been perverts: the most ludicrious naked brainwashing scene [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last night's episode featured a mind-controlling teenager with a penchant for violence. But that's not why Astrid has her tinfoil hat firmly in place. We also learned something sinister about our corporate friends at Massive Dynamic.				<a href="http://io9.com/5404364/always-wear-your-tinfoil-hat-inside-massive-dynamic" title="Click here to read more about Always Wear Your Tinfoil Hat Inside Massive Dynamic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				We've already got <a href="http://io9.com/5035865/a-memory+erasing-chemical-that-can-change-your-behavior">memory-wiping</a> <a href="http://io9.com/5066924/a-pill-to-selectively-erase-your-traumatic-memories">drugs</a>, and now researchers have taken the next baby step to a whole new you. They have used lasers to etch bad memories into the brains of flies, and changed their reactions to certain stimuli.				<a href="http://io9.com/5383946/scientists-rewrite-flies-memories-bring-the-dollhouse-closer" title="Click here to read more about Scientists Rewrite Flies' Memories, Bring the Dollhouse Closer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				So you’ve gotten yourself infected with mind-controlling parasite. And now the parasite is using your body, running up your credit card debt, and trying to take over your planet. Although possession by an alien parasite often means certain death, we offer a few remedies you should attempt before you resign yourself to a life of extraterrestrial slavery.				<a href="http://io9.com/5103823/get-rid-of-your-mind+controlling-parasite-in-nine-easy-steps" title="Click here to read more about Get Rid of Your Mind-Controlling Parasite in Nine Easy Steps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 Want to remember doing something, like attending 400 lectures on molecular cell biology, without ever actually having to do it? A special kind of ultrasound can trigger neurons in your gray matter, and the team of Arizona State neuroscientists who discovered this immediately played the <em>Total Recall </em>card. They're already talking about implanting memories of everything from fake vacations to learning kung fu.				<a href="http://io9.com/5071758/ultrasound-can-give-you-memories-of-learning-things-in-college" title="Click here to read more about Ultrasound Can Give You Memories of Learning Things in College">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Memory is one of the main reasons why drug addicts who have gone sober suddenly find themselves jumping off the wagon. Environmental cues like visiting a place where you were high can make you remember the drug and weaken your resistance to taking it again. But now researchers have discovered a way to selectively erase "drug-associated memories" and make it easier for you to just say no to the needle, pill, or pipe. It all has to do with interrupting the brain's process of "reconsolidation," or memory retrieval.				<a href="http://io9.com/5035865/a-memory+erasing-chemical-that-can-change-your-behavior" title="Click here to read more about A Memory-Erasing Chemical That Can Change Your Behavior">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				The mind-control machine in <em>Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London</em> has the greatest user interface in history. It's intuitive, easy to use, and versatile. When you want to use one of your mind-controlled puppets to kill someone, it turns into a fighting video-game screen straight out of the mid-1990s. (Click through to see some of its other amazing screens.) But it has one vulnerability &mdash; a hawt blonde British agent can easily pummel your programmer into revealing its password, which is probably the least secure password for a mind-control device in any case.				<a href="http://io9.com/5017028/best-mind+control-device-user-interface-ever" title="Click here to read more about Best Mind-Control Device User Interface Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				The latest arms race will take place entirely inside the human mind. So say top scientists with the U.S. military, who have gotten quite a bit of government funding to explore things like memory-enhancing drugs, mind-reading binoculars, and brain-computer interfaces. Today Danger Room's Noah Shachtman reports on how the U.S. military's greatest fear these days, at least as it looks to the future, is losing the brain enhancement race to other nations that are creating souped-up super-soldiers.				<a href="http://io9.com/5014778/us-soldiers-need-brain-enhancers-say-defense-department-scientists" title="Click here to read more about U.S. Soldiers Need Brain Enhancers, Say Defense Department Scientists">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:17:53 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 A pair of monkeys at the University of Pittsburgh have taken a major step forward in futuristic prosthetics: they can now feed themselves by controlling a robotic arm with their brains. Using primitive brain implants that record activity in the primates' motor cortex, the monkeys showed they could manipulate a robotic arm to pick up marshmallows and other tasty treats.				<a href="http://io9.com/393959/monkey-feeds-itself-with-a-robotic-arm" title="Click here to read more about Monkey Feeds Itself With a Robotic Arm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 May 2008 09:11:17 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've already mentioned the John Woo-produced anime sequel <em><a href="http://io9.com/322410/cyborg-and-bioroid-love-after-the-apocalypse">Appleseed: Ex Machina</a></em> and <a href="http://io9.com/334760/io9-links-up-with-appleseed-ex-machina-director">spoken with director Shinji Aramaki</a>, but Warner Video was on hand at WonderCon, handing out a billion postcards to remind people that it comes out DVD on March 11th. They even had a screening of it on Saturday night during WonderCon, although it faced stiff competition from parties featuring costumed fans and tipsy publicity reps. If you missed that, then peek at the clip below and find out what the world of <em>Appleseed</em> is all about.				<a href="http://io9.com/360185/sneak-peek-at-cyborg-war-romance-appleseed-ex-machina" title="Click here to read more about Sneak Peek at Cyborg War Romance 'Appleseed: Ex Machina'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:00:16 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Buy Yourself A Retconned Happy Childhood]]></title>
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				People spend the GDP of Peru in therapy trying to cope with the crap that happened to them when they were kids. It's such a 20th century approach to childhood suckage. Maybe soon, we'll be able to pay to turn our childhoods happy retroactively. Click through for our roundup of ideas for making your childhood a happy one, retroactively, ranked by difficulty. (With time-travel being the hardest.)				<a href="http://io9.com/356830/buy-yourself-a-retconned-happy-childhood" title="Click here to read more about Buy Yourself A Retconned Happy Childhood">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:03:17 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				 A crazy lady points her gun at a hulking thing and delivers a screaming speech right into the camera. Is it a Sam Fuller movie or a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLTUV1RitPM">Fredric Hobbs</a> movie? Can't decide? That's because it's the amazing <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0009S2KBU/ref=nosim/?tag=io9-20">Zontar: The Thing from Venus</a>!</em> All you need to know to understand this thrilling confrontation between lady and lump is that Zontar came from space and has been mind-controlling people into doing things like beating their wives and killing people. But now our hero has found him deep underground and is showing him who's boss. Everything about this scene makes my heart soar: the strange, porno-esque music as she winds her way underground, her kicky 1960s red shirt, and the sorry ragtag monster who looks different from shot to shot. In the immortal words of Courtney Love, this movie fakes it so real that it's beyond fake.				<a href="http://io9.com/353032/zontar-youre-slimy-use-your-intellect-on-me" title="Click here to read more about Zontar! You're Slimy! Use Your Intellect on Me!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:30:53 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Really Might Be Hearing Voices In Your Head]]></title>
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				 All those people who wear <a href="http://io9.com/324967/signs-teaches-what-to-wear-in-case-of-alien-attack">tin-foil hats</a> to stop the government messing with their minds? Turns out that they've been right all along. Daniel Pinchbeck explains how in an article about remote emotion-control via "electromagnetic energy" in the work of Dr. Nick Begich.				<a href="http://io9.com/341379/you-really-might-be-hearing-voices-in-your-head" title="Click here to read more about You Really Might Be Hearing Voices In Your Head">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:40:02 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[grae]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://io9.com/assets/resources/2007/10/Click%21.jpg"></a> <em>Must-read graphic novels are futuristic classics that shouldn't be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That's why we've rated them 1-5 on the patented "crunchy goodness" scale.</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/305425/must-read-click" title="Click here to read more about Must Read: Click">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:21:41 PDT]]></pubDate>
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