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			<title><![CDATA[Become A Post-Human Tentacle Monster Today!]]></title>
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				When the mutants rise up and start culling the inferior humans from the population, you'll need some protective coloration to survive. So now is a perfect time to prepare, by shoving disc-shaped silicone implants under your skin to look like a <a href="http://modblog.bmezine.com/2008/02/13/tentacle-implants/">half-octopus mutant</a>. A post-human fashion statement is just a short trip to Sao Paulo, Brazil away. Save up your dough and visit Dark Freak at the Luck All bodymod parlor, and you'll be looking like a half-breed sushi victim in no time at all. Although it's best not to think too much about what keeps them from sliming around under the skin. That's when the real seasickness starts.  [<a href="http://www.ectomo.com/index.php/2008/02/13/ectomorph-tentacle-implants/">Ectoplasmosis</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/356259/become-a-post+human-tentacle-monster-today" title="Click here to read more about Become A Post-Human Tentacle Monster Today!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:00:17 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Doctor Whittles Washboard Abs In Human Flesh]]></title>
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Washboard abs, previously available only through a diet of one grape a day plus forty billion situps at night, are now available through convenient day surgery. However, you have to be in fairly good shape already in order to get this, which makes us wonder if it's all worth it. When we want our body modification, we want it now. 				<a href="http://io9.com/320688/doctor-whittles-washboard-abs-in-human-flesh" title="Click here to read more about Doctor Whittles Washboard Abs In Human Flesh">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:55:32 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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