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The Mutant Chronicles, the mutant-killing schlockfest starring Ron Perlman, is actually coming to theaters in April. And here's a bloody new "redband" trailer to prove it. Won't somebody think of the eyeballs? More »
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Because I cannot expunge the memory of meandering, mind-wiping boredom and flabbergastation that is the new Thomas Jane flick The Mutant Chronicles, I am lodging a formal but nonlegal complaint. I submit to you, honorable pop culture judges, the case for why The Mutant Chronicles — a feature film starring Thomas "Punisher" Jane and Ron "Hellboy" Perlman now out on DVD in Europe — is quite possibly the worst movie ever made, and therefore should be subject to an injunction preventing it from being watched by anyone, for any reason. I believe that this blog is the proper jurisdiction for this case to be tried, and therefore it is with both gravity and care that I submit to you my argument, along with video evidence. More »
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Get face-to-bone blade with the NecroMutants, in this new Mutant Chronicles trailer. The new trailer teaches us how to disable the ugly mutants that will crawl out from under the crust of the Earth (in the year 2707). From the dirty war scenes and mutant combat, to the ridiculously dramatic score, MC is setting up to be a futuristic war epic, the likes of which I've never seen. Hey, as long as they're stabbing their bone blades into human heads, I'm happy. Click through and Ron Perlman's accent. More »
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Ron Perlman wages a war against an army of mutants that crawl out from under the Earth's crust. With the help of Major Mitch Hunter (Thomas Jane), a team of humanity's last hopes descends to the depth of the Earth to destroy this savage race. Click through to watch Perlman give his best Obi-Wan know-it-all impersonation in the new Mutant Chronicles Trailer. More »
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Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane and John Malkovich and cast posse up apocalypse-style, ready to fight bone-blade mutants in the new Mutant Chronicles flick. This apocalyptic movie has a cracker-jack scifi cast. Click through for a closer look, plus the latest "we're militant and dirty" movie poster. More »
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