Write Us A Six-Word Science Fiction Story!

Whether your story focuses on the little not-quite-a-planet that could ("NOW I'm a planet," Pluto exclaimed. — richardrae1) or is just perusing the Amazon reviews from an alternate dimension (Cat carrier reviews. Schrödinger's mixed results. — spocko), write it up for us now. And then settle in for some reading.

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