What supervillain scheme would you like to see in real life?

While some supervillains are out to kill half the world and enslave the other half, many so-called evil masterminds have come up with plots that are more amusing than nefarious—and a few might even benefit humanity. Whose scheme would you like to see play out in the real world?

So your work and tell us why you've chosen your particular plot. If you're lacking ideas based on existing fictional villains, peruse our list of scientific concepts that could spawn awesome supervillains and come up with a not-so-evil scheme of your own!