Sometimes you get a perfect storm of conspiracy theories. Witness this trailer for forthcoming documentary Sirius, where the energy crisis, global warming, and aliens are all wrapped together into one giant plot masterminded by corporations and government.

I can't decide what I like best about this movie, which comes out April 22. I love it when the filmmakers dissect the teeny tiny alien corpse and pull something out of its head. But I also love the novelty of the idea that companies have already figured out a safe alternative to fossil fuels by reverse-engineering captured alien ships. BUT THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT IT. Luckily, our intrepid filmmakers have explained it all to you, in case that makes no sense.