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Check out the NSFW trailer for Tokyo Species, a Japanese version of the US franchise about (let's face it) alien mating practices. If you recall, the US version features a sexy, tenticular Natasha Henstridge fucking and murdering her way through a string of men as she searches for the perfect sperm. Her goal seems to be to give birth to the Earth's new monster/model overlords. The only question I have is why there hasn't been a Japanese version before this, given that the original featured a lot of anime-inspired tentacle sex. More »
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Dear Hollywood, please stop making movie trailers. Why? The art of the preview was perfected 29 years ago in The Philippines by the 1983 horror movie The Killing of Satan. Does The Killing of Satan also win the best title of all time contest? I wouldn't bet against it. More »
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I'm tempted to call it The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo with robots, but Real Humans looks a bit more complicated than that. This TV show, called Äkta människor in Swedish, debuts in ten days, and here's the first trailer. Warning: Quite possibly NSFW, due to female robot nudity. And scenes of female robots being kidnapped and enslaved. More »
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Oh dear, we may have found a Japanese horror movie that outcrasses Big Tit Zombie. This here is Red Sword, a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood with werewolves, dime-store special effects, and blatantly hornball marketing that would give the late, great Doris Wishman a run for her money. Here's the plot synopsis, if such contrivances are important to you: More »
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For a promotional reel, Spanish production house Sofa Experience created a fake commercial for a fake consumable known as Pizza Boomerang, which was forged by the gods and can lop off waggling members. Words can barely do this video justice. Chorizo will save your life. More »
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Did you know that there's a not unsubstantial corner of YouTube devoted to pornographic videos that aren't pornographic? And did you know that thousands of people click these painfully unsexy clips daily? More »
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This was a sexy year. We discovered strange fetishes and alien mating rituals. We explored undiscovered outposts of sensuality. And we delved into some of the most extreme visions of human connection you could possibly imagine. Plus, True Blood and Game of Thrones kind of shredded the envelope. More »
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A woman is shrunk to the size of a doll to punish her for "unsanctioned fornication," in this fantastic clip from the movie Cinderella 2000. It's the year 2047 — yes, even though the movie has 2000 in the title — and sexual activity is strictly regulated by the government. Have sex with the wrong person, and you're turned into a tiny doll for six months. Warning: clip is NSFW! More »
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In this curious video reel by graphic designers Sense Titol, a number of disrobed models pose against an all-white background. We're not going to spoil what happens, but it feels very David Cronenberg...and one of them has the face only a foot fetishist would love. More »
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It's like an unholy alliance between furry culture, cryptozoology, and sex. The craze for Bigfoot porn started with Ape Canyon, and now this year has been joined by two new Bigfoot lover flicks. More »
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A monster doesn't need limbs or appendages to be great. No, sometimes all the being needs are ample curves to strike fear into the hearts of its foes. Here are ten of our favorite circular beings, and be forewarned that there's a NSFW creature or two among the bunch.

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The headline says it all, really. Watching Willow and Xander get together is surprisingly not hot at all. But it could be cute in general. Check out your first look at the X-rated Buffy movie over at Fleshbot. Warning: There are some NSFW pics, plus porn ads and stuff. More »
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As if the 1996 time travel flick Dinosaur Valley Girls weren't weird enough, the "randomly topless chicks meet allosaurus" movie takes a break in the middle to share this bizarro dance sequence. Called "Jurassic Punk," the song is about the mighty allosaurus and all the biting and hunting that he does. Also, he chases a lot of topless cave women. And ALSO, the topless cave women like to dance in caves full of purple lights and dry ice. You know, just the way they used to do during the Cretaceous. More »
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Bootleg toys can be all sorts of amazing, but this solar-powered jiggle novelty really deserves a Bootleg Toy of The Year Award (In The Field of Perversion of Source Material). I've heard dark rumors that they hold that ceremony annually in the back room of the nation's most successful Dollar Tree retail store. More »
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This weekend, many of us will tromp out to go watch the latest vampire weirdfest, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1. But if you're too broke or too sane, there's another alternative — the sublimely awful, over-the-top, crazoid sexploitation romp, Nude Vampire. More »
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Everybody knows that princesses are awesome — they can march off to save the kingdom, or throw a totally sensational party. And magical princesses are the best, because they have special powers, and they often hang out with huge animals and other uncanny creatures. More »
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Chances are you're familiar with such Troma Entertainment flicks as The Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD. Kitschy fun, right? Well, let's watch the infamous ending of the 1989 child cannibal flick Beware! Children At Play. More »
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Incredibly, here's a music video that gives that anime swimming pool of horror we showed you last week a run for its money. For the music video for their single "Big Bad Wolf," Duck Sauce — a.k.a. DJ supergroup A-Trak and Armand Van Helden — transformed themselves into a duo of groin-visages. Probably not safe for work, definitely not safe for sanity. More »
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The Japanese cult manga Gantz recently became a cult movie — which is now available in America on DVD and Blu-Ray. The premise is bizarre, and the dubbing is hilarious, though luckily you have the option to watch it with subtitles. There are so many delightfully random scenes in this movie that it really must be watched in its entirety, especially for the fight scenes with monster robot alien Buddhas where people spend a lot of time staring when they should be shooting. More »
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Tired of humping the same old fake, rubbery vagina hidden inside a flashlight? Fleshlight's already four steps ahead of you: They've created a zombie, vampire, Frankenstein, and cyborg vaginas — in case you ever wondered what having sex with a vampire was like (which apparently means getting around the horrific labia wings). Congratulations Fleshlight, you've made the world a dark, horrible place. More »
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If you've ever wanted to see a post-apocalyptic porn film, you're in luck. Sam Hain, creator of other fine science fictional porn flicks, has just released Horizon, a tale of sex at the end of the world. Fleshbot's Gram Ponante has the story: More »
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When you make a movie called Horny House of Horror, you've got a certain... standard to live up to. And luckily, this Japanese import goes all-out. Basically, it's about a bordello where the women kill — and generally mutilate — their customers. And in this scene, the hapless John is undone by a vagina dentata. With the most disturbing sound effect we've heard since the Human Centipede 2 trailer. More »
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You've seen the spam. You've heard legends. But is there any actual science behind the promise of penis enlargement? Quite a lot, it turns out. Here's what we've learned from thousands of years of experiments that have attempted to address whether life would be better if that special organ were just a little bit bigger. More »
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What is this, I don't even... this Japanese video, appropriately called "Japan Erection," has been making the rounds online. And it involves a man in a wig, trashing a room with futuristic silver walls, wearing a giant tree penis puppet shaped like Japan. (NSFW?) More »
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Shia LaBeouf, you've just starred in one of the summer's most successful smash-em-up movies, so what do you do? Apparently, the answer is: Direct an extended music video, or mini-movie, for Marilyn Manson. Shia and Marilyn also wrote a book together. More »
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Many folks were disappointed with True Blood's recreation of the infamous Vampire Eric and Sookie shower sex scene from Charlaine Harris' original book. Instead of carnal lust, we got two stoned teenagers talking about snow. Oof. More »
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Everybody remembers the "what is best in life" speech from the original Conan the Barbarian, but do you remember the "training in the East" sequence that comes before it? Where the enslaved Conan is stuck in a cage and "bred" with women? Where he swishes his sword around and grins like a complete maniac? More »
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Vampires. They're mysterious and dangerous — but most of all, they're alluring. They have the glamor of eternal youth, combined with centuries of style. But vampires also have their cute, playful, sexy side. And that's why there's vampire pin-up art. More »
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When does superhero cosplay slide over into becoming fetishwear? When it gets too shiny. And too kinky. More »
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When the folks at Hustler Video asked us if we wanted to see exclusive photos from their new swords-and-skins-and-sandals flick This Ain't Conan The Barbarian XXX 3D, we said, "Sure!" Then they sent us a photo of star Lee Stone fanning himself in front of a green screen. More »
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How can you redeem the terrible 1978 Lord Of The Rings animated movie? Simple: Add G-strings and pasties! More »
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Come on, we've got a hard R new Conan film coming out with plenty of red band footage online. Did you think I wasn't going to do a trailer? More »
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Back in the day, every science fiction movie or show had to have a scene where the Earthman teaches the aliens/future people how to have sex. Captain Kirk did it. So did Woody Allen. (Warning: This clip is definitely NSFW!) More »
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Turtles! What a turn on, AMIRITE? Well, someone seems to think so because Japanese filmmakers have made a porno love story about the mighty mating rituals of the Kappas! Plus, a first look at the burning post-apocalyptic film Hell. More »
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Alien Sex Files III: Alien Babes is one of those films that really has to be experienced. Nobody can be told, you must see for yourself. These are some of the most insane, profane and ludicrous clips of all time. More »
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Scientists preparing to relocate beluga whales to protected habitats and zoos enlisted the help of Russian diver Natalia Avseenko, who is uniquely able to help these whales get accustomed to human company. She has trained to hold her breath for up to 10 minutes, and can swim in the sub-zero waters of the Arctic where these whales make their homes. More »
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In IDW's Suicide Girls miniseries, the eponymous pin-up girls are a crack team of katana-wielding freedom fighters who have trouble keeping their blouses buttoned. Here's a sneak peek at the girls fighting the Man with blades, blogs, and free-wheeling naturism. More »
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Chances are, you've already seen snippets of 1991's Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, and they may well be etched indelibly on your inner eye. The most devastating fist-bump in history. The famous "man strangling someone with his own intestines" scene. More »
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At least Playmate of the Apes is better than the Tim Burton Apes movie. (Not that that's saying much.) This movie is obscene in every sense of the word — although don't worry, there's no actual bestiality. More »
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Star Trek: The Next Generation-A XXX Parody is the third of writer/director Sam Hain's "dark parodies" (the first two were the excellent Sex Files movies) that operate as a porn version of fan fiction, imaging a logical opening in the storyline of the original show and replacing it with a vaginal one. More »
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