Dear makers of Robosapien: Suck it. Toy inventor Never Ben has created the superior-in-every-way Boomer, and the only problem is that it's a prototype and not something I can buy right this instant.

If you watch the video, you can see Boomer, sit, speak, eat, get pissed off when someone tugs on his tail, and more. The toy's movements alone are just outstanding. Seriously, some toy manufacturer needs to cut this guy a check and then email me the minute Boomer arrives on Toys R Us shelves.

[Via Viral Viral Videos]