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By Cyriaque Lamar Sep 15, 2010 1:50 PM

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Cthulhu: Great Old One, unspeakable horror, deodorant pitchman

Cthulhu: Great Old One, unspeakable horror, deodorant pitchman Sleeping in R'lyeh under the sea for millennia is no excuse for smelling like mackerel and elements that don't exist in our star system. Allow the ever-debonair Cthulhu to shill you some shower goop that will leave you smelling Shoggoth-fresh.

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