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				 No one scene could ever contain all there is to love about the psychotic trainwreck that is <em>Battlefield Earth</em> (based on the novel by L. Ron "Scientology" Hubbard). But this moment is one of the better ones. John Travolta and Forest Whitaker (oh Forest, how could you?) are Psychlons, aliens from planet Psychlon (duh) who have bombed humanity back to the stone age. Over hundreds of years, they've turned Earth into a primitive mining outpost populated by a sparse number of humans and a few cranky Psychlons wearing strange ventilators who just want to get back home. 				<a href="http://io9.com/5025161/john-travolta-shows-off-his-nasal-appliance" title="Click here to read more about John Travolta Shows Off His Nasal Appliance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:35:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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