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There Really Is Such A Thing As Too Much Penis Enhancement

Check out the hilarious discussion of the "paranormal penis" in urban fantasy and science fiction, over at Alpha Heroes. Did you know that alien cat-men had "orgasmic cock syrup?" Now you do. Less pleasant-sounding is the whole "barb" add-on. [via Literary Escapism]

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