I was using OKC (so you know where this is going). I told him I didn't want to do anything on the first date...
...A year prior, I was at my first college and the R.A. asked us about our comfort level surrounding "four-legged showers". To everyone's amusement, I had no idea what one was...
Skip ahead a year later to that night and I'm having one with a male stripper / nursing student and avid WoW and Pokemon player.
@LadyTudorRose: Reading the words "Hot Cross Buns" now evokes a Pavlovion response in my brain whereupon I hear that song played via awful, third-grade recorder.
@killah101: Your point is very valid...but it was completely overshadowed by the fantasy of the time travel war that occurred in my head after I read it.
@queenhobart: I want to say Ice-Tea has been a pretty great advocate for a lot of social justice issues in one way or another. He and CoCo are a surprisingly sane, well-put-together couple.
"even though it means he gets a steady stream of hate mail and a surprising number of obscene phone calls."
If Brown had known anything about Pluto's literary significance, especially from an astrological perspective, he would have probably known what he was getting into when he took away the patron planet of Scorpios, known for their intense (bordering insane) passions. Should have seen the sh*tstorm coming.