Not that I'm asking for some kind of "full disclosure" for comedy, but I imagine Andy Samberg had to bow out on this one, seeing as how he's voicing Sprint ads these days.
Either Dave was genuinely wasted last night or he's getting too old to make those oblique "doddering old man" lines work. He kept referring to "Michelle O-Bachmann" in a way that was disconcertingly like watching Grandpa forget which house is his.
Oh man, I thought people were all of a sudden coming out as not liking 2008's "The Dark Knight", and I was all like "Me too, that movie is a mess and Heath Ledger makes everyone else look like they're napping!" But it's not that at all, so, um, never mind.
"Rep. Kelly then took out a picture of Eric Taylor, former head coach of the Dillon Panthers, cut a hole in the mouth, and stuck his erect penis in the hole, exclaiming "Clear eyes THIS, cocksucker!"