Matricide? Is that like Death Bed: the Bed that Eats?
I think you mean "What the Space Christ?" face.
Hail to the chief, baby.
Oh my, is it bismuth o'clock already? I've got to get going!
"Hey, look over there! It's Carl!"

"HI, CARL!"

A handy mnemonic, "you can't spell 'assassin' without two asses."
Rise of the Planet of the Mice
Black THEN white, you say?
I agree with you that Incredibles doesn't need a sequel, but sometimes it does work. X2 was much better than X-Men, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me gave us Mini-Me and Transformers never had a good movie for the sequel to ruin, anyway. Also, there's Back to the Future, Ninja Turtles, Bill and Ted...
Prometheuses, Prometheus 3, Prometheus Resurrection, Prometheuses vs Predators
LOOK OUT! He's packing Campfires!
Wait, what? So now he can't even say his own name without turning mortal? Didn't they already do that with Capt. Marvel Jr?
The Captain truly is The Captain.
That's Black VULCAN!
Be REALLY careful of the metaphors.

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caution Rated R 18+ NSFW omg

Finally! Some recognition for my home sta-... oh, you mean recent Mexican stores. Not New Mexican stories.

Damn...

Goodbye Arizona Bay, hellooo Las Cruces seaport and an hour's drive to the beach.
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