DeepFriar commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"@Juancho: damnit, now I have to ask to be his friend, too."

DeepFriar commented on Newspapers Are Revelant And Helpful, Particularly If You Like Ike

"@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: You're dead to me."

DeepFriar commented on Tomorrow's Superheroes Go Darker Than Usual

"@NotArthurPDragon: I heard Iron Man only showed up in 5 different serials last month/I blame the economy"

DeepFriar commented on What Superpower Should Wil Wheaton Have On Heroes?

"mock turtleneck uniform powers"

DeepFriar commented on Know Your New Tennessee Football Coaches

"@Artie Fufkin: Bobby Petrino, duh!"

DeepFriar commented on R2-D2, Hal 9000 and their

"@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: IT'S CINCINATTI VERSUS BOSTON COLLEGE, HERE IN THE BCS ORANGE BOWL!!/best of luck in 2010, worldwide leader"

DeepFriar commented on This Is How Quickly A Game Can Turn

"Competence in an division of incompetence is a powerful thing.The NFC South would like to borrow one of your playoff spots, please."

DeepFriar commented on Stephon Marbury, unleashed:

"He was one Viet Cong reference away from the triple double."

DeepFriar commented on Alabama #1, Oklahoma #2, Texas

"just remember - its all fun and games until someone has their testicles forcibly removed"

DeepFriar commented on Alabama #1, Oklahoma #2, Texas

"Anyone heard from Texy, or should we just start sending cops to all clock towers now?"