Balius commented on Licensing Blasts From the Past: Nintendo

"Ah, the good old days of sugar glazed sweetened corn cereal. I love the plate shown on that page."

Balius commented on Judge Dredd Inspires A Different Kind Of Australian Justice

"@beelzebuddha: Sir, I'd like to clean your septic system."

Balius commented on Heroes' Painting Oracle Foresees A Potential Return

"@GreyHammer: Hiro can actually go to the future, Peter and Sylar can both paint the future, and Peter's mother has prophetic dreams."

Balius commented on Beat Nintendo? Price Cut To Help Microsoft Land Second Place

"I've only bought a Wii."

Balius commented on New Golden Axe Beast Rider Trailer

"@PenchinonINDIGOVENOM: A visually unappealing game is a game that people don't enjoy playing."

Balius commented on Best Future Dystopias Where The Liberals Have Won

"@Rasmaestro: The system is shifted to the right in the US because of the highly conservative majority and an election process that all but assures that the range is conservative to ULTRA conservative."

Balius commented on Are Webcasts The Future Of Television?

"@FunkyJ: It's illegal because the copyright prohibits a company or individual who doesn't own something from distributing it without permission."

Balius commented on Nicholas Cage Sees Your Fate — Thanks To Science!

"Depending on how inspecific, it's not entirely unheard of to use past sociological trends to extrapolate future trends."

Balius commented on Can You Pick Out The New PSP-3000? Can You?

"@TearsandScreams: I don't rag on people who like the current library of the PSP, but I've never come up with a gaming reason to buy one myself."

Balius commented on How Darkseid Can Visit Smallville Without Embarrassing Himself

"That whole burning out thing reminds me of a Stephen King story."

Balius commented on Bad Movies And Foxes Have Killed Proyas' Surfer For Good

"I may be one of the few people who prefer the planet eating storm, for the movies, over a giant purple-helmed dude with the munchies."

Balius commented on Vin Diesel Wants To Be A Supervillain Too

""I'm waiting to do a film where the protagonist is the villain." That pretty much precludes Red Skull."

Balius commented on Stix 200 Impressions - Looks Like A Wii Remote, And That's All

"@AssassinTRIP: Nintendo should sue, but not ask for money."

Balius commented on Dragonball Makes A Change To The Original Storyline

"@Jay042: I have to assume they've only heard of it by rough description. Forgetting the humor I can't hold against them, though."

Balius commented on At Last, We Get Justice For The Star Wars Prequels

"...What was the funny part?"

Balius commented on Villain Cage Match Day 4: Joker Vs. Q!

"When was it decided that Vader is the master of the Lightsaber?"

Balius commented on DS "Milk" Squirting Game Demoed

"...Do Japanese people not have porn they can watch instead of creating games like these? I get it, guys have needs, but come on!"

Balius commented on Birdo Imprisoned Over Gender Mix-Up, Only A Dildo Can Save Her

"Oh...they realize the game they're making is a joke?"