Competitive eaters aren't normal? Color me shocked.
Welcome to Chicago, where the dead vote early and often.
My ye olde Gateway has built-in feet so it gets plenty of airflow underneath. I also use a lap desk I got at a church rummage sale for 75¢.
Don't feel bad Jesus. David Bowie didn't get it right the first time either.
Her father Dr.Frankenstein must be thrilled.

Seriously, that pic is inexcusable. The cover of a major publication should not look less professional than Harry Potter slashfic.

Will this help me win the cinnamon challenge?
Satanic influences would explain why so many people thought that terrible show was good.
The second episode was obviously inspired by the real-life La Isla de la Munecas in Mexico.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I find it amusing that Leonardo used the same kind of bland background you'd find at one of those portrait studios in the local shopping mall.
You call that a curse?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got hungry after seeing that thing.
Poor Max Rebo gets no respect.
Isn't Blight from the future?
I build my own computers. One of my favorite tools is a plastic manicure stick. I use it instead of a flat-head screwdriver. It doesn't conduct electricity. It can't build up a static charge. It won't become magnetized. If it slips, it won't gouge the mobo. I also use the silicone tip like a pencil eraser to remove old thermal grease when replacing a heat sink. Ulta sells packs of 3 for $7.
The one advantage records have over CDs is that you can't brickwall the audio. A well-mastered CD is better than a record. Unfortunately, today's CDs sound like ass.
My senator isn't miserable because he's in a coma.
They were sort of right. We got bigger but not taller. :(
The new Superman costume is dark and textured and the new Captain America costume is bright and flat. Maybe they should switch.
We Come from the Future
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