Actually the gesture for small male genitalia is the PINKIE finger, not the ring finger. (Before you go there, I'm too well equipped to be jabbed by "You know this because you've seen it often?" jibes.)
"The plot is not tied to any specific work by the Bond author Ian Fleming, and is not directly tied to the already established story arc from Craig's last two films."
Maybe FREEFALLING is a better name, since without any of the above, this is a MAJOR risk for the studio.
See this? This is Daniel's "Oh Shit." face.
This is likely how he looked after signing and they told him about the missing Bond components.
They're not trying to cash in on a highly popular series that's due out soon that shall remain in the popular consciousness another three years are they? #sarcasticmcsarcasm
[Those with weak senses of humour and weak stomachs may want to pass by this comment. It's not overly offensive, just...not the nicest thought, but sadly likely to be marketed upon in the future.]
Does this mean we'll get a sparkly dildo you can:
- Fill with special stock cubes and water - Put in the freezer - And that smells like rotting meats while being cold and sparkly?
Considering we already got the sparkly dildo you can fill with water and freeze, I wouldn't be surprised.
Oh and io9, the linked article is one of yours, so not really fair getting mad at me for linking it, especially with the warning acronym:
[NSFW - The Sparkly Vampire Toy by Meredith Woerner] [io9.com]