As for Clones of Bruce Lee...

Spoony | Jul 28 2009 |

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Granted, less of a possibility than my last post, but the two net reviewers are both part of TGWTG.com.
Someone's been watching Kung Tai Ted again...

(As posted by thecinemasnob at 9/1/2010 11:02 PM)
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Sweet!

My toil in the comedy mines paid off! :D
Wait...the man to thank for SynthWeed is John HUFF MAN?

The universe has a warped sense of humour.
He who controls the Spice controls the SynthWeed Market!
I never said criminals were SMART. ;)
I sure as hell hope they make Police Checks MANDATORY.

How many brown eyed crims will try this?!
When space slips you a Geoffrey, stroke the furry hull!
Here's hoping for another TND.
Played it before, a fun response video.

Actually the gesture for small male genitalia is the PINKIE finger, not the ring finger.
(Before you go there, I'm too well equipped to be jabbed by "You know this because you've seen it often?" jibes.)
Some have been quite fun - Tomorrow Never Dies (which still holds the "HOLY SHIT WHAT AN OPENING SEQUENCE!" belt among the 23 films) especially.

But others...World Is Not Enough...sheesh.
Better to err on the side of caution! Been smacked on the back of the head by mods before!
You and me both E.G.B!
If she's trying to look cool, she looks as ridiculous as Heather Graham on the art for "COMMITTED".
If she's trying to give the finger, she just looks as stupid as Heather Graham on the cover of "COMMITTED".
"Directed by Bill Compton..."

No no no, Bill CONDON.
(Sorry ladies. Compton's busy being King and chasing "Thhhookie" Nookie.)
"The plot is not tied to any specific work by the Bond author Ian Fleming, and is not directly tied to the already established story arc from Craig's last two films."

Maybe FREEFALLING is a better name, since without any of the above, this is a MAJOR risk for the studio.

See this? This is Daniel's "Oh Shit." face.

This is likely how he looked after signing and they told him about the missing Bond components.
They're not trying to cash in on a highly popular series that's due out soon that shall remain in the popular consciousness another three years are they? #sarcasticmcsarcasm
[Those with weak senses of humour and weak stomachs may want to pass by this comment. It's not overly offensive, just...not the nicest thought, but sadly likely to be marketed upon in the future.]

Does this mean we'll get a sparkly dildo you can:

- Fill with special stock cubes and water
- Put in the freezer
- And that smells like rotting meats while being cold and sparkly?

Considering we already got the sparkly dildo you can fill with water and freeze, I wouldn't be surprised.

Oh and io9, the linked article is one of yours, so not really fair getting mad at me for linking it, especially with the warning acronym:

[NSFW - The Sparkly Vampire Toy by Meredith Woerner]
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Or make for a new DISTURBING level of fan fic Hell.
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