It's fucking terrifying. I cannot believe that this was passed. And I live in a country where it's not even legal. Sweet Jesus.
You and me both. Also, you had me at chips.
I mean, Jesus H. Christ. '' Schrodinger's Abortion '' is pretty much the best thing I've ever heard. Seriously, there should be some sort of heavy, mantelpiece apposite award given to you for this. WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHRIST/NOT CHRIST/WHATEVER IS HE TALKING ABOUT.
If nothing else, be appreciative of the fact that you made me incontinent for a few seconds.
Nothing permanent!
Nothing permanent!
#COTD indeedsies.
I know, I know. It's just there are people here who were born in the NINETIES. They really don't deserve to live. I mean, that's not right,right?
It's a good thing I've been stockpiling cyanide tabs because it certainly feels like the better option with HamNo going all Bateman on our asses.
'' You can't kill me, I'm old . '' I was born in the seventies . That's prehistoric, right?
It's the sub-headers that get me. They don't even try .
I know. '' The Sidebar'' is like a synopsis of the world as written by Ayn Rand, Margaret Thatcher and Newt Gingrich/Mitt Romney.
I tell myself I read it as a defense mechanism, so I know it can't get any worse. But then it actually gets worse, so maybe I'm just a fucking masochist.
It's The Worst Publication In The World.
Considering myself warned.
Seriously. Nightmares.
In all seriousness though, if anyone is trying to lose weight, watch this video. It simultaneously makes me want to vomit and never eat again. Sweet tropical Jesus.
In all seriousness though, if anyone is trying to lose weight, watch this video. It simultaneously makes me want to vomit and never eat again. Sweet tropical Jesus.
Agreed. By a whole million billion. If that movie was a man, I'd be stalking it and throwing bags of spanners at it to get it's attention. That's a lot of its.
And like that! I'm in love with you. #COTD RIGHT HERE FOLKS
And like that! I'm in love with you. #COTD RIGHT HERE FOLKS.
OH GOD HOW I LOVE HER.
I mean, it's uncanny...
Nope, he just keeps churning out glossy shit. But that's just us I suppose.
Are you joking? I die nightly.
And I've seen him now. I'm a happy woman!
He is literally the only reason I'm watching this horrific car crash of a ''show''.
And I've seen him now. I'm a happy woman!
He is literally the only reason I'm watching this horrific car crash of a ''show''.
