I enjoyed it a lot. What's not to like about a movie where there's a cabal of scientists that's run by Wallace Shawn and includes Curtis "Booger" Armstrong, Zelda Rubinstein, and Bai Ling? Sure, the overall movie makes no sense, but it's an awful lot of fun from minute to minute. And there's a Megazeppelin!

I bet you think I'm kidding.

Now that I think about it, it seems odd that those snowspeeders had tow cables to begin with.

Having said that, man was Cyborg Commando terrible. Early in the book, I swear it said something like "This system uses metric units because they're easier to convert. One hex is equal to five yards." Contradicted in two sentences!

Yes, the original Little Shop of Horrors was done in two days and a night, mostly on a dare. Roger Corman would be right at home in this challenge!

Yes, but the babel fish puzzle is early in the game, so it's not that hard to restart and get the mail. It's clearly a situation where there's only room for one "object" on the satchel, so you just have to remember that there's an object that counts as more than one thing so the cleaning robot can't grab everything. Anyway, you should be picking up everything you see in a text adventure.

I thought it was much harsher to have to remember to feed the dog (so it wouldn't eat the microscopic space fleet). Sure, you don't HAVE to do that in your time at the pub, because you can do it when you're Ford. But if you get through both times at the pub without feeding the dog, then you REALLY can't win.

I think I agree about Trinity; it's so cool and evocative and well written. But that one scene with Floyd in Planetfall is the best scene in any text adventure.