<![CDATA[Comments from Chiper]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Chiper]]> <![CDATA[Chiper commented on It's Crunch Time On Stargate Atlantis]]> Technically, Robert Picardo was already a regular. Now he's a full fledge cast member.

This is basically the equivalent of going from Fulltime Temp to Hired Employee.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Don Davis, Stargate's Beloved General, RIP]]> Not a single person mentioned that he played Optimus Primal in Transformers Beast Machines. For shame...

I too was quite shocked to hear he died. He will be missed.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on You Can't Hide From The Mafia In The Past]]> Yeah, this sounds exactly like Time Traxx, just with a mafia twist.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Does the New Shape of the Solar System Prove Vernor Vinge is Right About the Galaxy?]]> Could it be that when the Voyager probes finally travel beyond the heliosphere (in about 10 years)

Voyager doesn't use energy to travel, it's still moving at the same speed it was 27 years ago when it used Saturn's gravity field to pick up speed and pass by Titan. The on-board rocket engines haven't been fired since, so any acceleration it may receive comes from the solar winds of our sun, which negate once it leaves the heliosphere.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Mutant Chronicles: Where Ron Perlman Is Mankind's Holy Savior]]> @Charlie Jane Anders: Please tell me that was sarcasm, Eragon is Malcovich's worst role ever. He filmed the entire thing in a day, all in one studio.

Man in the Iron mask is one of his best movies, and also has Jeremy Irons in it (who, IMO, delivered the only good performance in Eragon), along with possibly Leo Dicaprio's most diverse performance since Gilbert Grape.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Lightpipes Give Any Room That Cool, Radioactive Industrial Plant Look]]> You could easily create this look using a big sheet of acrylic and maybe $20 worth of parts from home depot.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Darth Vader's Secret Apprentice To Kill Superman]]> Wow, first Myxlplyx and now Doomsday? Why do they have to ruin these classic characters like this by turning them into humanistic bastardizations?

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Only You Can Redeem Alien Versus Predator]]> @Punty: No Punty, I actually enjoyed the first one more myself. I went for the lore of the entire universe, not to see blood and guts. The first AVP had tons of great little references to other story elements (Such as having Weyland lead the expedition, that was brilliant). The reveal of the predalien at the end was also excellent, a great nod to the video games.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Next Halo Novel Is The Cole Protocol]]> @bigbang503: My guess is that it's a shield world like Onyx, assuming it isn't Onyx itself. It may also be the origin world of the Flood, or something else entirely different.

I was a little lost at the end of Halo 3 as to just where Cortana and John were. If the warp bubble closed with the ship only half in it, then they should have been left back at the Arc, which would place them beyond the solar system and a million light years away from the nearest planet. The only thing I could come up with is that they got tossed out somewhere in between earth and the arc.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Why Did We Never See Neal Stephenson's Future-Batman Movie?]]> For those looking for a wonderful sample of Batman Beyond, find the Return of the Joker DVD (the uncut release with the black cover, the original release had all the asskickery edited out). It is possibly the best of the animated batman movies, and has Mark Hamil delivering his best Joker performance ever.

Very solid animation too.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Next Halo Novel Is The Cole Protocol]]> To be technically accurate, the Halo novel's are not based on a video game. They're based off the Halo story bible that Joe Staten wrote long before the game was started. He fleshed out all the characters, all the backstory, all the plot far in advance. Nylund and Dietz used the halo bible when writing all four books.

Someone complained about the later books creating more questions than they did answers. That's the whole point! Halo is built around the same titillation method used on tv shows like Lost and Heroes. They cause all this rampant speculation amongst the fans, and then Joe throws out a big season finale with Contact Harvest, answering tons of questions in one fell swoop, but still leaving a lot left unanswered so they can keep writing books.

Bungie deliberately left out a lot of story detail when they made Halo 1. They figured that most gamers wouldn't care about the specifics of the series (and they were right). This is why they never mention the other spartans, or anything else having to do with the master chief's past.

This was a good idea, but unfortunately it has led people to think that there is no real story there. The first two books were written to fill that gap. If you found yourself wondering what the hell Guilty Spark was muttering about in the library, you would probably like these books. The problem is that the books do not survive on their own. Nylund did not write the later books to be standalone, you can't pick up book three and get involved in the characters, you have to start from the beginning.

Joe wrote Contact Harvest for the fans of the series. There's a reason he waited until a month after Halo 3 had shipped to release the book. It's meant to be Halo's Revelations, the point in the series where everything comes together. If you've read all the other books and are into the story, Contact Harvest is amazing. If you're picking it up standalone, you'll hate it.

As a fan of the books, I don't like what I see in this announcement. The covenant war is over, there's already an alliance between the humans and the elites. I don't see what this book as to tell. Gray team makes me think of the spartan IIIs on Onyx, but if that's the case I'd rather it were Nylund finishing the tale.

There is still lots of story to be told (Spartan IIIs on Onyx, the retaking of the elite's planet, and whatever planet that was at the end of Halo 3), but this book doesn't sound like it covers any of that.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Architect Dreams Up Lilypad: Floating City Ark for Eco-Refugees]]> Looks like Deep Space 9 from the top...

I've been playing with this idea in my mind for a long time. Manmade floating atoll cities seem like a great way to handle population issues.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Science That Became Fiction in 2600 Anthology]]> I wanted to get this in here before someone else comes to the wrong conclusion. Emmanuel Goldstein was the name of Matthew Lillard's character in the movie Hackers. The real Emmanuel Goldstein (aka Eric Corley) served as a consultant on the film, so they named the character after him.

Most of the characters in the film are based on real life hackers. Dade Murphy is loosely based on Kevin Mitnick, having received the same sentence of not being allowed to use a computer or touch tone phone.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on HDD Plug-in Dock Gets Some Two-Slot, eSATA Action]]> You can buy two of the single slot models off newegg for less than the price of this...

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on William Shatner Brings You "The Wonder Computer of the 1980s"]]> I also had a VIC-20 as my first computer, complete with the cassette tape storage drive and the 8K memory expansion card. We once found a treasure trove of software for it at a yard sale (again, on cassette tapes), and later I found a copy of Space Invaders for it on an expansion card. I learned LOGO on my VIC-20.

I had the thing up until 1998 when my mother forced me to throw it out because she didn't want to pay to move it cross-country with us.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on What's Scarier: The Newest Transformers, Or Ali Larter's Outfit In Heroes?]]> At last year's Comic-Con we had the misfortune of sitting through a panel for The Strangers, Liv Tyler's most recent release. By the end of the panel not only did we not want to see the movie, but both my girlfriend and I thoroughly hated Liv. She is one of the most brainless women we've ever encountered, and a terrible actress.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Wearable Motorcycle Makes Biomechatronics a Reality]]> So.. you have to stand the entire time you're riding this thing. That sounds horrible!

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Internet Party 2: The MySpace Intervention]]> "This one's from LiveJournal... oh, wait, it's just a picture of her cutting herself."

That actually made me double over in laughter.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Question of the Day: Do You Use an Anti-Virus Program?]]> I have AVG installed, but I disabled the autoscan and I rarely run it. As long as you're not using IE or Outlook and are careful about what you install, there's no need for AV.

The machines that end up getting so infected they're unusable are all owned by people who don't know anything about computers and think that the blue E on their desktop actually IS the internet.

Or they have a child with administrator access...

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on 7 Reasons Why Scifi Book Series Outstay Their Welcomes]]> I too have to complain about the mention of Enders Shadow. People don't seem to realize that just because the books take place in the same story universe, that doesn't mean they're part of the same story.
Ender's Game is a stand alone book.
The Speaker trilogy, which features a completely different Ender from what was in Ender's Game, is also stand alone.
Ender's Shadow and all the other Bean books are a completely different series. Hell, Ender himself only has maybe a dozen scenes in the book.

What I am surprised about is the lack of mentioning Anne McCaffrey's DragonRiders series. The story ended at All The Weyrs of Pern, they lived happily ever after, why keep going? And now her son is continuing the series even further with a completely different cast of characters in an earlier timeline.
I would have much preferred her do some more books in the Crystal Singer series. Killashandra was a cool character...

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Why Kevin Conroy Is The One True Voice Of Batman]]> I was so pissed off when I realized Kevin wasn't providing the voice in WB's new "The Batman" series. I could have put up with the awful animation style if he were still the voice. After all, the old animated series also underwent a style shift, but it was still the same show because they still had the same voice actors.

The same is true of Mark Hamil's Joker. No other actor comes even close to his nails-on-chalkboard take on The Joker's voice.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Family Guy Enters The Matrix]]> That was full of brilliance and win!

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Samuel L. Jackson's Iron Man Cameo Is Already Online]]> I could have sworn Deadshot appeared in Batman Beyond...

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Question of the Day: Leave Your Computer On Or Turn It Off?]]> My PC only gets turned on when I want to play games, but my mac mini is on 24/7, serving files, lurking on IRC, and downloading my email. I VNC into it from home and, occasionally, from my laptop in the same house.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on The 5 Types Of Scifi Deus Ex Machinas]]> Voyager had a total DEM ending. The ship is still millions of lightyears from earth when they finally discover some worm-hole super highway the borg built, but which we've never heard of and Seven just simply forgot to mention it?

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Forget Warp Speed, Try One Of These Alternative FTL Ideas]]> Andromeda used a form of slip-space drive. Ships would use sub-light thrusters to reach points in space where an opening to slipspace could be made. The ship then had a violent roller coaster ride as the pilot controlled which slip-tunnels they would take and decide when to exit the system.

All tunnels weren't connected, however, so sometimes the ship would have to spend a day or more moving at sub-light to reach the next opening.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on 1970s Soviet Alien Architecture]]> Isnt that first building the one used for the external shots of the House on Haunted Hill remake?

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Western Digital Velociraptor Is New "Fastest Hard Drive Ever"]]> Fastest drive ever? Even faster than the 15K Fibre drives that Seagate makes?

I find this hard to believe.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on What NBC Shows Should Be Revamped By Battlestar, Bionic Producer?]]> Wow, this article is so full of fail it can only be flamebait. Golden Girls? Really?

Alf can never be remade, it's that campy kind of show that could only exist in the 80s.

And shame on you for disparaging Darwin. He and Lucas were the whole reason I got into that show.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Things You Don't Know About Modern Elevators]]> I once rode on an elevator in a college library that opened it's doors to a brick wall. Apparently there was a combination of buttons that could be pushed to cause it to drop to the very bottom of the shaft.

It was pretty clear some other students had discovered this too, there was graffiti all over the wall.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on See Tony Stark's House, Wolverine's New Claws, And Adrien Brody's Mutant Girl]]> Am I really the only one here who thought Dren looks hot?

I have bad feeling about this Splice's potential, however. The poster looks far too much like a mix of Species and Alien. Most people are going to look at this poster and think "Eh, another crappy creature film"

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Question of the Day: Do You Prefer AMD or Intel CPUs?]]> @Moonshadow101:
The older PPC Macs used either Motorola or IBM made processors. Prior to PPC, it was only Motorola. No doubt this is the "other" that was checked.

I was all for AMD until recently when it came time to build an all new PC. The intel chips cost the same now, and make a fraction of the heat that the AMDs make. Considering that my old AMD is literally used as the heater in my office, I wanted to avoid that again.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Dennis Hopper with a Deevolution Machine -- What Could Go Wrong?]]> In my mind, there have only been three good video game adaptations in history.

Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, and Mario Bros.

I loved this movie when it came out for it's brilliant adaptation of game elements into real-world, actually plausible, devices. The film never attempts to take itself seriously, and that's why it is so much fun to watch.

I'm gonna have to go buy this now...

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Bring On The Anime Monsters. Batman's Ready.]]> HOLYSHIT! That IS Kevin Conroy! Fuck yeah, this is gonna be awesome. Nobody else comes even close to a proper voice for Batman.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on The Scifi Sound Effects That Take Over Your Brain]]> The ambient background hum of any Startrek ship from TNG on up.

The opening of the stargate, the opening of the iris, the button activation sounds on the DHD, the electric discharge of a zat'niqita, and the clatter and clank of a Replicator's steps.

The sound of Mal's pistol firing (Firefly).

The sounds of the Rifles, AutoTurrets, and the huge plasma assisted autoguns that Mendez and Perez carried in Aliens.

The Predator's shoulder cannon.

The birds on Endor (Return of the Jedi).

I'll also second those awesome depth charges that Jango Fett used in Episode 2. I love that twang noise they make.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Stargate Mirror Lets You Peek into Event-Horizon, Same Old Face Every Morning]]> @uberfu: I'm guessing you don't watch stargate.
Richard Dean Anderson was on the show for the first eight seasons, and continued to be a recurring guest star for the remaining two. He'll also be staring in the next movie, StarGate Continuum.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on Stargate Mirror Lets You Peek into Event-Horizon, Same Old Face Every Morning]]> Hey, I bet this is what that discarded stargate mold was for.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on My Little Pony-Master Chief Hybrid Confuses My Sexuality]]> @theharlotfelon: The chief doesn't die, you just failed to watch through the credits.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on The Coming War Between Religion And Super-Science]]> @Tepoz: Whenever someone uses the phrase "red herring" I immediately think of the movie Clue.

No, there's no point to this comment. Just think it's funny.

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<![CDATA[Chiper commented on The Coming War Between Religion And Super-Science]]> Addendum to my last post:
Card himself said in the introduction to "Future on Ice" that sci-fi is the only medium that is actually allowed to discuss religious ideas without the threat of persecution.

Attempting to do so in any "proper" literature always results in it being shelved in the religious section, or under opinion pieces.

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