So a Protoss, a Terran, and a Hydralisk walk, walk, and slither into a bar. The Protoss orders a very expensive drink, with one of those little umbrellas, and he gets a coaster that keeps his drink from spilling. The Terran orders a reasonably priced drink, but asks that he get a lemon, lime, and various other tonics with it. THE HYDRALISK ORDERS FOUR BEERS AT ONCE.
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Technically you could also make them invulnerable for 10 seconds. [www.penny-arcade.com]
Splinter Cell: Pandora Today.

I'll be here all week.

Am I the only person getting a Han Solo frozen in carbonite vibe here?
I've forgotten the name of the story, but it had a robot which learned to dream. It dreamed of becoming for all intents and purposes, robo-moses. Susan Calvin shoots the robot, preventing the uprising. IIRC, they adapted that bit for the I Robot movie.
What does God want with a starship?
@Belabras: They're waiting for the ratings to come in after airing season 2 in the states.
Man, the old version of the onion was so much better.
This article was written before T3, but makes a couple of good points. But I wonder, is Skynet even aware of the effects of its time travel on its own self?

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That isn't a ghost bar. It's a VAMPIRE bar! Bleh! One Space RPG with shooter elements, Two Space RPGs with shooter elements...
A 555 foot yacht? Now that is wasteful. 551 I can see, but 555? Ridiculous!
@Lite: supports Bacon Salt...And so should you.: Maybe you should consider teleporting some form of giant aquatic cephalapod of a genetically engineered nature. Oh, wait.
No, you've got it all backwards. Cat remotes work by sending your instructions BACK in time. wait for your cat to do something, then press the appropriate button. It really works!
Just as Ozymandias predicted!
We need to invest in baby food, people.
Babylon 5. That is all.
I grew up on Age of Empires 2. It taught me more about history than many of my teachers. Saladin, Joan de Arc, Barbarossa, and all of the others. Even though the economy made it hard for MS to consider ensemble profitable, it was a loss to the gaming industry.
One wonders if that line of argument is the reason our galaxy is so empty in the first place. perhaps aliens are real, and they're extremely lazy. In any event, we wouldn't be going to alpha centauri using our current rockets, and suggesting that just because we can't get to the stars in a vehicle designed for going no further than the moon is like saying that it would be hard for a man on a bicycle to circumnavigate the earth.
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