Wow, I'm rather impressed with how dedicated many of you are at pissing in Cheerios. Can't we, at the very least, enjoy a pleasant fiction?
@DrZaius: Isn't that what we all said about Terminator 3?
@ChiltonGaines: Wealthy Gadabout:

I am, and I'm not. Adding someone like that in the game with the ability to inflict gruesome death upon anyone is definitely a pleasing combination.
@radarskiy: You're operating on too many vagaries for me right now. Are saying something to the effect of me not describing Miley Cyrus in appropriate verbiage given they're her current persona is merely a way to display her talents and protect who she "actually" is?

If so, I accept that logic and the possibility of it being true, but since I am, inherently, an ass I wish to assume there is less there; I *welcome* being wrong.

If this isn't what you mean, please do reiterate.
@ChiltonGaines: Wealthy Gadabout: HAHAHAHAHHAAH

I am -not- serious.

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This is what I mean by "The Scrappy"
@KirkyX: I kid, I kid. Although I'm certain we'll get The Scrappy again. All Fallouts had 'em.
@Velorium: Where the hell do you live dude? I've had long hair since 10th grade and I've never had such a problem. The vast majority of my fights were caused by my snark.
@Velorium: Well, my dislike was unrelated to my initial comment, so I apologize for not clarifying. I am glad I hit a nerve however.
@Helis: A sapient great dane puppy that can talk. His tag skill will be unarmed.
@Vanderblade: Hahahaha, this was actually meant for another post, but I wanted to see what would develop here.

Sadly nothing.
@Jeff Grubb: You are my favorite person today. Thank you.
What on earth is the name of that first song? I love it.
@Seanbiscuit: nm mang, just chillin' out maxin'.

Just read Chewbot's "Animal Crossing" story.
As I was scrolling buy, at a glance, I thought both in the main pic were women.

Yeah....

I like Pokemon a bit less now.
You do the little job you're trained to do.
Fight a Villian.
Save a Princess.
You don't understand any of it, and then you just die.
Just read this yesterday while at work. Shat bricks guys.

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Astounding article, horrible implications. If a vapid, socially retarded whore-wannabe (which isn't entirely her fault) is this decades hero I fear for what will come in the next 10 years

Then again, it could be the death throws of an outdated archetype, with people moving on to a different definition of a hero.
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