DrJimmy commented on Thrill-Crazed Space Bugs Swarm Through World's Longest Novel

"Leach and his heirs can scream as loud as they want, I'm not gonna pay royalties by the word."

DrJimmy commented on Wrong Order Kills Customer At Ruby Tuesday

"This is a terrible accident."

DrJimmy commented on American Airlines Cancels Flight Because Their Customers Are Too Pissed Off To Fly

"Wow."

DrJimmy commented on Fellow Fox Flack Defends Briganti's Honor

"How would a PR flack possibly be able to identify journalism?"

DrJimmy commented on The Future Is Back: Jalopnik Tours New DeLorean HQ

"That's Humble, TX with a silent "H.""

DrJimmy commented on Health Officials: Did We Say Tomatoes? We Meant Jalapeño Peppers

"Broccoli."

DrJimmy commented on The 20 Best And Worst Cities For Unemployment Benefits

"Yo Carey;$378.00/week is the most anyone can get from the Texas Workforce Commission's Unemployment Insurance Benefits fund. Did you make 35k/yr?"

DrJimmy commented on Brooks Brothers Thanks Three-Week Old Infant For Requesting Their Catalogue. What?

"There's a big business in scouring public registries for new entries."

DrJimmy commented on Meet The Man Who Faked Heart Attacks To Escape Dinner Bills And Cab Fares

"Yeah, we had one of those here 6-7 years ago who faked seizures on dates with the idea of ditching restaurant tabs...much bigger tabs than $22.76. When called on it by a paramedic who'd seen him before on the same kind of gag, he belched "I...want...someone...else...you're...a..."

DrJimmy commented on Automobile Gets The Skinny On Truck Planning At Dodge

"Shame on you, Ben."

DrJimmy commented on Are You Proud To Buy American Cars?

"I'm a fleet manager."

DrJimmy commented on Top Ten American Automotive Pilgrimages

"Houston hosts the world's largest Art Car Parade every spring."

DrJimmy commented on 1975 Toyota Celica ST

"Warms my heart to see 1st Gen Celicas still running."

DrJimmy commented on Are Fireworks Legal In My State?

"Interesting that the five states with total bans are all among the original 13 states. Texas has two 2-week sales seasons that end at midnight 7/4 and 12/31. Meg is not kidding about Houston/Harris County law enforcment's enthusiastic and aggressive anti-fireworks enforcement."

DrJimmy commented on Before Abrams, The End Of The Star Trek Experience

"Kinda sad, but I've expected to hear this sooner or later; Franchise Fatigue.I visited The Experience a couple of years ago; enjoyed the rides.Played one of the quarter slots in the Quark Bar, and Kicked its Ass."

DrJimmy commented on Car Sales Plummet: Automakers Just Don't Make The Cars You Want

"When a more fuel efficient vehicle that I can carry 1,100 lbs of cardboard in hits the market, I'll probably buy it. In the meantime, hands offa my Tahoe. Oh yeah...has Pontiac finally managed to make some G6s that don't chew up complete sets of brakes every 8,000 miles?"

DrJimmy commented on Merrill Lynch "Car Wars" Report Claims Cerberus Readying Chrysler For Chop Shop

"They're going after UAW because Cerberus doesn't have a physical presence; it's an insidious, interdimensional presence that coalesces into our plane occasionally to accept 9-figure wire payments."

DrJimmy commented on Merrill Lynch "Car Wars" Report Claims Cerberus Readying Chrysler For Chop Shop

"UAW HQ is about to be visited by an angry mob of torch and pitchfork-brandishing villagers...uh, current & retired auto workers."