Instead there's only one electron/positron quantum field. Of course all particle-like excitations of the field have (certain) identical properties, like spin, rest-mass, and so on; they're all really properties of the field.
Oh, but that would mean giving up a lot of hand-waving and woo-woo and having to do some math. Yeah, can't have that.
Differential equations are HARD, so instead of trying to solve a big system of differential equations Poincaré had a great idea. To simplify even further, I'll talk in terms of a three-body system composed of the Sun, the Earth, and a small asteroid.
The asteroid is so small it's not really going to affect the Earth or Sun that much, so we can just say that the Earth goes around the Sun, making a circle (almost) in a plane. In fact, we can even pick our coordinates to rotate with the Earth, so that the Sun is at (0,0,0) and the Earth is at (1,0,0) forever. Now we're interested in the path our asteroid takes.
But like I said above: differential equations are HARD! So instead of really working out the path, Poincaré chose to study where the asteroid crosses from above the Earth-Sun plane tobelow it. If you know a point where the asteroid crosses then it's actually not too hard to figure out where it's going to cross from above to below again.
This is the Poincaré map: a function from the plane to itself saying that if you cross at point p you're next going to cross at point f(p), and then f(f(p)), and so on. Studying how iterations of a function behave is a lot easier than solving differential equations, and can tell you a lot of the same qualitative information.
Let's say that you've got a continuous function f from a ball back into itself with no fixed point (this is what I'm saying actually doesn't exist). Then for every point p in the ball you can draw a ray from p through its image f(p) and off into the distance. This ray is parallel to some unique ray from the origin to a point on the surface of the (n-1)-dimensional sphere; points in 2-D balls like maps give us points on the 1-D sphere, or "circle". The assumption that f is continuous tells us that you've now got a continuous function from your ball to the (n-1)-dimensional sphere.
Here's the Hard Bit: because you've sent the ball back into itself, the image of this function covers the whole sphere. I won't prove this here.
But the problem is this: the ball doesn't have a hole, but the sphere does; it's hollow! And we know that there's no continuous function from a space without a hole onto all of a space with a hole. You'd have to punch a hole in your first space to make it work, and continuity says that's not allowed.
Since I'm decidedly pro-Choice, I'll accept the Banach-Tarski "paradox" and its multiplying oranges. It takes a lot of balls to side with Choice.
Oh, and yeah, math students are pretty much all like that.